Hermitcraft S8 Oneshots { Completed}

Incorrect Quotes #1

{ Heyo y'all ,so this incorrect Quotes chapter is just basically a filler chapter ,my brain ain't working rn , and is just generally fried ,hence no fics and also I'll be out of commission for a bit now ,as I'm having my 2nd vaccine jab tomorrow what's fuuuun, totally not terrified (not a fan of needles), but yeah twas fun doing these incorrect Quotes ,found an amazing incorrect generator for these ^^{alot are admittedly revolved around etho xD} ,but yes hope ya lovelies have a good day/night ,bye for now ~Wk}

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Etho: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling, are actually severe psychological distress

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Etho: You’re ‘the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans’ what does that mean?

Tango: It means I was second worst thing that happened to those orphans

Etho: But what was the first?

*Awkward pause*

Tango: Etho, they...they weren’t always orphans..

Etho:

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Grian: I’m an idiot.

Pearl:

Scar:

Mumbo:

Impulse:

Grian:

Pearl: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Tango: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

Keralis: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Tango: Yes!

Bdubs: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Iskall: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Etho: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Iskall:

Iskall: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Tango: *Screams*

Bdubs: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Keralis: Should we do something?!

Gem, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Ex: Hels, my old arch enemy.

Xisuma: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Ex: I have a life outside of you, Xisuma.

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Ex: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Etho: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Zombie Cleo : Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Wels: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Hels: Killed without hesitation.

Wels: No.

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Jevin: I turned out perfectly fine!

Wels: Jevin, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Jevin: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Doc: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Ren: You need to stop.

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Grian: Hey, Ren? Can I get some dating advice?

Ren: Just because I’m with Doc doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Etho: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Tango: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Etho: Absolutely not.

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Tango: Someone will die.

Etho: Of fun!

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Bdubs: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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Tango: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Etho: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Etho: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Iskall: Go the fuck to sleep

Etho: What gif I don't want to?

Iskall: Fuck You

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Etho, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Iskall.

Iskall: How did you do that without turning around?

Etho: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Etho: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Iskall: What's that?

Etho: Remorse code.

Iskall: I'm even angrier now.

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Etho: Am I in trouble?

Iskall: Take a guess.

Etho: No?

Iskall: Take another guess.

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Etho, pointing: May I sit there?

Iskall: That's my lap

Etho: That doesn't answer my question, Iskall.

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Etho: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Tango: What did you do?

Etho: Nobody died.

Tango: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!