Hermitcraft S8 Oneshots { Completed}

Incorrect Quotes 3

{heyo lovelies so I'm gonna keep this little explaination short ,so basically as the title says this chapter is full of incorrect Quotes ,this is my last life special, meaning only last life incorrect Quotes ^^ , anyway lovelies this will most likely be my last chapter for awhile as I'm going away, I'll try and post when I'm gone but there's no promises ^^ ,if I don't post ,I should only be gone for 2 weeks ,I do hope y'all have an amazing day/night, bye for now <3}

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Solidarity: A theif.

Scott: Thief?

Solidarity: Theif.

Scott: I before E, except after C.

Solidarity: Thceif.

Scott: No.

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Etho: Here's some advice

Bdubs: I didn't ask for any

Etho: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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Etho: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Bdubs: You and me!!!

Etho, tearing up: Okay.

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Grian: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Mumbo: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Solidarity: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Martyn: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Impulse: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Grian: What’s something you guys are better than Mumbo at?

Impulse: Mario Kart.

Martyn: Yeah, video games.

Solidarity: Emotional vulnerability.

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Grian: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you

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Etho: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Scar: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Joel: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Ren: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Martyn: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Ren: Death is a social construct.

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Scott: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Pearl: You mean literally or figuratively?

Scott: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify…

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Bdubs: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Etho: I think you mean cards.

Bdubs, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Skizz: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.