Hermitcraft S8 Oneshots { Completed}

Incorrect Quotes 2

{heyo lovelies , I'm back again, for once not taking too long to post lmao , this time I bring y'all some incorrect Quotes! As well yes ,just because also I come here to tell yall I may not post for a while now ,as tomorrow I'm leaving to the Wales (aha first time on a plane--), and I'll be Gone for 4 weeks, maybe longer but I'm still going to try and post whilst I'm away ^^, anyway hope y'all have a good day /night ,love y'all

Also at the bottom I have some of my own quotes of things I've actually said xD}
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Doc: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Doc*

Doc: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Doc, talking to Ren on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Ren: You bet!

Doc: At what temperature?

Ren: 535.

Doc: That's the clock.

Ren:

Doc:

Ren: 536.
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Mumbo: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together

Grian , Swallowing the key : Yes ,truly unfortunate

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Bdubs: Okay ,Truth or Dare?

Etho: Truth?

Bdubs: How many hours  have you slept this week

Etho:

Etho…..uh Dare

Bdubs: Go to bed

Etho: I don't like this game.

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Doc, driving Ren and Bdubs: So how was your day?

Ren: We almost got surprise adopted!

Doc: What?

Bdubs: We almost got kidnapped.

Doc: Oh, okay.

Doc: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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Etho: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Scar: Is something burning?

Grian: Just my love for you.

Scar: Grian, the toaster is on fire.

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Grian: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Scar: Looking right because you left

Impulse: Looking up cause you let me down

Pearl: Looking down cause you fucked up

Mumbo: What is wrong with you guys

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Bdubs: HELP! I TOLD KERALIS I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Tango, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Bdubs: While I’m gone, Tango, you’re in charge.

Tango: Yes!!!