My Family (Sally The Salmon)

♠ Chapter 9 ♠

(Sally's POV)

"HAHA! The pity votes!"

Quackity...

You little shit.

I took out my crossbow and shot at him. It almost hit his neck but it stuck to the wall behind him. He gulped and looked at me. I gave him the scariest deadeye stare I could muster and he looks away.

"Be lucky I didn't hit you, jackass." I mutter.

Wilbur gulped. "Anyway, with 16% of the vote. Is Schlatt2020." I looked at Schlatt for his reaction, but all I saw was a calm smile. He didn't seem to care. Which makes me worried. He definately has a plan.

"Now that leaves only two parties left. Pog2020 and Swag2020. In second place. With 30% of the vote..." He trailed off.

"Is Swag2020." Tommy had already started celebrating. The audience started cheering, and I clapped alongside them. Quackity had the same calm smile as Schlatt. Which made me worry more.

"M-Meaning that the winner, by 45%, is Pog2020." Wilbur struggled to say with Tommy talking over him. Tommy just started cheering even more. Wilbur tried to calm him down to no avail. Eventually, Wil got tired and shouted "Tommy, listen to me!" Tommy immediately stopped.

"Look, a night ago, Quackity made a deal with Schlatt." Schlatt started laughing. Wil sighed. "Quackity said that whatever happened, he would pool Swag votes with Schlatt votes." Schlatt started chuckling.

Wil looked like he was in pain. "Pog got 45% of the vote. Meaning that the coalition government of Schlatt and Swag got 46% of the vote." My eyes widened.

"Meaning that today, on the Tuesday 22nd of September 2020. Mr. JSchlatt has been inaugurated as the second president of L'manberg." Wilbur turned to Schlatt "It was an honor competing against you-" he was cut off by Schlatt's laughter. What went from humerless chuckles turned into maniacal laughter.

"It was too easy!" He yelled while laughing. "Schlatt, please step up to the podium and-" Schlatt shoved Wilbur and got up to the mic. Tommy put a hand on Wil's shoulder and whispered to him.

Schlatt turned to the both of them. "You two, get the fuck off my podium." He demanded. Wilbur pulled a protesting Tommy of the podium.

"Well... That was pretty easy." Schlatt laughed. "Y'know what I said when I was unbanned from the Dream SMP?" He asked. "I said things were gonna change. Things will be a whole lot more different tomorrow."

What is he planning?

"Let's start making it happen. My first decree as the president of L'manberg... The EMPEROR of this GREAT COUNTRY!" He yelled out. "Is to REVOKE. The CITIZENSHIP. Of WILBUR SOOT and TOMMYINNIT!" My eyes widened. "NO!" I yell.

Everyone started either protesting or laughing. "GET THEM OUTTA HERE! YOU'RE NO LONGER WELCOME!" Schlatt yelled. "Tommy run!" Tommy started drinking the potion and Wilbur took the cap off.

But before Wil got a sip, he was hit on the shoulder with an arrow. "SHIT!" I yell. "Wilbur!" "Tommy run!"

I start running towards him. "Shelly, Splash Invis, Healing, and Speed." I caught all three potions and threw them at Wilbur.

He disappeared and I was grabbed by Punz and Ponk. I try to get out of their grasp "Let go of me!" I yell.

Schlatt started talking again "Until furthur notice, Wilbur Soot and Tommy Innit are merely a memory of L'manberg. A relic of the past! A reminder of the darkest era this country has ever endured."

I turn to face him with an irritated face. "I'll kill you." I mutter. "I'LL KILL YOU!" He just laughed. He knows I'm not capable of murder. I'm not gonna turn into my father.

"I guarantee you all that today everything changes. We are entering into a new period of L'manberg. A period of prosperity, strength, and unity. And if some people can't handle that... Their loss." He shrugs.

"Fuck off." I say while I shove Punz off me. "Can you let me go, Ponk?" I ask. He immediately lets me go and apologizes.

I give Schlatt the middle finger before throwing an Invis Splash Pot into the ground and turning invisable.

I run towards the forest where Tommy ran into. I took out my phone and called the familiar number of my favorite brother-in-law.

"Techno, we need help. Tommy and Wilby have been exiled from their country and they're being hunt down." I explain.

I hear the monotone voice from the other end ask "What's in it for me?" I sigh then think.

"They were exiled by the government. I say we take the government down. And get revenge. You know we have the same opinion on anarchy. What do you say?" I ask.

"You had me at the word 'revenge'." He says then hangs up. I smirk and continue to run foreward. Eventually, I bump into someone.

"Tommy?" I ask. "Sally!" Then he hugs me. "What do I do?" He asks. "It'll be okay, Toms. I already called an old friend." I tell him. "What?" Before i could answer we heard footsteps.

"Sapnap?" Tommy asked with disbeleif. "Oh so your Schlatt's bitch now? Man, I thought Dream was the only one for you." I mock him. "Psh, L'manberg isn't my business but I do want Tommy dead." He told us. I sheild Tommy from the simp in front of us. "What?" Tommy asked.

"C'mon it's not that hard to understand. I don't really like you. As a matter of fact, I hate you with all my heart."

"Assuming you have one..." I roll my eyes. Sapnap glares at me.

"Like I said, I don't like you. And if Schlatt and Dream both want you dead, who am I to say no?" He smirked as he unsheathed his sword.

"Dream doesn't want me dead."

Sapnap raised his eyebrow "Oh? And what makes you say that?"

Tommy glared at the arsonist. "He doesn't want me dead. He finds me 'fun'. Without me, no on will entertain him with a stupid war." He explained.

"Though, I do see your point. I have Dream's permission to do this. For your information. Now, prepare to die." He pointed his sword at me. I glare at him and take out my axe.

Tommy laughs. I look at him with a confused face and then look back at Sapnap. But behind the arsonist, I see a familiar shade of pink. I held back my smile.

"Look, Sap. I hate you. I might die tomorrow but... Not today." Sapnap's glare hardens "And why is that?"

"Because I have the blade."