Cartman stood across the road underneath the glow of a dim street light as he eyed Craig and I up and down, astounded by what he had just witnessed.
How much did he just see?
My stomach twisted and turned as goosebumps began to rise up my body. I looked up at Craig who was just as horrified. The three of us all just stood there at a loss for words, well until Cartman began to lurk towards us.
"Oh my god. No fucking way."
No. No. No. This can't be happening.
Craig stepped in front of me to defend me from Cartman as he got closer to us.
"Stay away," he growled.
It didn't faze Cartman at all because he continued waddling his way up to us.
"And to think that I just came over here to come egg your houses back, but I find you guys doing this instead?! Holy hell this is wayyy better!" he cackled as he roared with laughter.
Craig grabbed Cartman by the collar of his jacket and began to scream in his face.
"How much did you just see?! Tell me now!"
I just about jumped out of my skin. Angry Craig was someone you never wanted to mess with. But knowing Cartman, he didn't care. He continued to laugh as Craig shook the shit out of him.
"Oh you know, just you guys practically swallowing each other. I always knew that Twitchy over there was a little fruity, but you too Tucker? Now I finally see why you two are always up each other's asses all the time," he sneered while giving us an evil grin. "And it turns out you two actually are up each other's asses! Literally! Bahaha!"
Oh shit.
Rage took over Craig's body as he pushed Cartman down to the cement and kicked him in the stomach.
Oh shit!
"I'm not fucking gay!" he shouted.
Cartman grabbed ahold of Craig's leg and yanked him down to the ground with him, and before I knew it, another fight had broken out between the two, making it two within 24 hours.
"Stop it!" I screamed while punches, kicks and even hair pulling had been taking place down by my feet. They were grunting and cussing at each other. If they had gotten any louder then my mom and the neighbors would've woken up and then we'd all be in deep shit. "I said stop!"
I felt like a weakling just standing there. I had to do something. I forced myself in between the two of them and tried to break them apart.
Bad idea.
Cartman reached up and punched me square in the nose. My face felt like it was set aflame and my head felt heavy. The force from his fist sent me stumbling backwards and flat onto my ass.
"Gah! Ow! Fuck!"
Both of them stopped and looked up at me. I covered my nose with both of my hands as blood began to drip from my face and onto the pavement.
Craig pushed Cartman off of him and quickly crawled over to me.
"Tweek, oh fuck," he whispered as he removed my hands from my face and cringed at the sight of my nose. Blood was now pouring onto my shirt and all down my hands.
"No no no no no," he said as he quickly took off his hoodie and held it up to my face to catch the blood.
Great, now I'm ruining his clothes for the 2nd time.

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The Way That Gravity Pulls (Creek FanFic)
FanfictionTweek Tweak's world is flipped upside down when his father tragically passes away and he's left to help his mother run the family coffee business. His escape from reality is no other than his careless and troublesome best friend Craig Tucker, who he...