Aries: Trying to drown Pisces
Taurus: Throws up in the pool from over-eating and drinking
Gemini: Tries to make an underwater TikTok, but their phone isn’t waterproof
Cancer: Filling the pool with their tears
Leo: Wears the skimpiest bikini and swims around
Virgo: Calls the cops because the other zodiac signs broke into their poolhouse
Libra: Giving ‘free’ massages and applying sun-screen
Scorpio: Pretends to be the lifeguard, but is secretly checking everyone out
Sagittarius: Goes skinny dipping with Scorpio
Capricorn: Brings the booze and plays bartender
Aquarius: Going through a emo-goth phase, so stays in the house As an Aquarius this is so true
Pisces: Thinks they are a mermaid and tries to breathe underwater
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Zodiac Signs
SpiritualAll about Zodiac Signs from funny situations to Facts. Not all of these are mine.
