Aries: Most likely to kill a teacher
Taurus: Most likely to marry food
Gemini: Most likely to fail school
Cancer: Most likely to find love soonest
Leo: Most likely to be a celebrity
Virgo: Most likely to be on a reality show
Libra: Most likely to live far way from home
Scorpio: Most likely to get a job at McDonald's
Sagittarius: Most likely to be a hippie
Capricorn: Most likely to own a pet shop
Aquarius: Most likely to be friends with Beyonce
Pisces: Most likely to die with 666 cats.
(A/n I am sorry is this offends any one of the Signs, I just wrote it for fun and also cause I wrote this at 1:30 am so idk what I am doing, I basically drank a lot of coffee and now I can't fall asleep and this is the result. Ok bye now)
(A/n Also tysmm for 1.3k reads. This chapter is for that and I'll upload another one as a thank you)

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Zodiac Signs
SpiritualAll about Zodiac Signs from funny situations to Facts. Not all of these are mine.