Zodiac Signs

Zodiac Sign Text Meme 10 to 20

Gemini: I think honesty's always the best policy.

Scorpio: You believe that?

Gemini: No, I was lying.

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*realizing they were in the wrong*

Aquarius: I suck at apologies, so...Unfuck you or whatever.

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Taurus: Give me one good reason why you had to stab him.

Aries: Because of what he said.

Taurus: What did he say?

Aries: 'What are you going to do, stab me?'

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Gemini: If I die, I'm going to get Virgo's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost

Capricorn: I'll just hire Scorpio's ghost to kick your ghost's ass.

Scorpio: My ghost won't associate with your ghost.

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Aquarius: You know what I've realized?

Capricorn: Some thoughts are better left unsaid?

Aquarius: Nice try, anyways-

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Libra: So, what is Leo to you?

Cancer: The reason I wake up every morning

Libra: That's adorable

Leo, earlier that morning smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP BREAKFAST ISN'T GONNA MAKE ITSELF

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Aries: I swing both ways ;)

Aries: Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

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Leo: Tell me something romantic

Aquarius: *finger guns* I think you're pretty rad

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Libra: Stop! Stop talking about getting possessed!

Taurus: I'm free real estate

Libra: YOU'RE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE!

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Aquarius: is it true you beat up Aries?

Sagittarius: yeah 

Aquarius: you called them a wimp?

Sagittarius: yeah..

Aquarius:

Aquarius: have a biscuit, dude.

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(A/n So this chapter is for me not updating for a while.)