Aries : COME AND TRY TO MESS WITH ME MATHA FACKARS !!
Taurus : *hears a noise* I don't know who you are but first you need to chill the fuck out !
Gemini : Okay, now, how does this ouija board work already ?
Cancer : Let's be clear about this, SHIT MOVED AND I DIDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING !
Leo : *takes a tarot deck* What is your question ?
Virgo : *sweats* I don't want to talk about this.
Libra : Well some say they exist, others say they don't... Another cup of tea ?
Scorpio : Papa Legba is on my side... So if you piss me off I'll curse your fucking ass.
Sagittarius : Oh yes I love ghosts and other horror movies hahaha... please tell me it's not real.
Capricorn : This is ridiculous, it is all in your mind... Tell me again ?
Aquarius : Say, did I ever tell you about my belief in reincarnation and the power of the soul ? Let's take a sit shall we ?
Pisces : STAP IT OR MY NIGHT WILL BE FULL OF NIGHTMARES... but yes I did worship Satan in my darkest hours.
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Zodiac Signs
SpiritualAll about Zodiac Signs from funny situations to Facts. Not all of these are mine.
