Zodiac Signs

Why you shouldn't piss the signs off

Aries - When they're your friend, Aries are the kindest most understanding and accepting sun signs. When you betray them or otherwise irrevocably piss them off, you cease to exist to them. They will not forgive you and will find ways to instigate and argue with you constantly. They will not end the relationship, but that is only at your expense.

Taurus - They secretly have anger issues, but also hold their tongues when something bothers them. They'll begin to think less of you over time as little things pile up until they end up cutting you off or fucking you over. You might not even know what you did in the first place to piss them off, but you'll surely pay the price.

Gemini - They are smarter than you are and will inevitably manipulate you and beat you at your own game. They don't care and get bored easily, so once they've had their fun in making you look dumb, you'll never be a thought in their mind ever again.

Cancer - Cancers are dangerous when angry. They will choose to forgive you and take the moral high ground only for so long. Once they are done, know that it is after 100 second chances they gave you because they saw something in you you do not see in yourself. Their anger is destructive, they'll end things in a way that is stone cold, no longer caring about how the outcome effects anyone other than themselves and you'll realize how dependent on their kindness you were.

Leo - If you have pissed off a Leo, you'll never hear the end of it. They will forgive you but they won't forget, and whatever you have done may be forgiven, but you'll hear about how much they did for you on a bad day. Without Leo in your corner, you feel a loss of self confidence and inevitably guilty if they decide to cut you off. In Leo's world, you have made yourself a villain and they won't mind treating you like one.

Virgo - Virgo is a nightmare when angry. The "I'm not mad, just disappointed" type. They will hold a mirror to your every fault, flaw, and imperfection and basically make you hate your life if you piss them off. They will tell you exactly how you pissed them off and why that is your problem and NOT theirs. You'll be pining for forgiveness because Virgo's validation means the world to you.

Libra - Libra's do not like feeling angry and certainly do not like performing their anger. They will shit talk you to whoever they feel like, including your enemy, and create sides and stories so that other people will be against you, acting out their anger for them. In the end, Libra's social graces will have them coming out on top, they will befriend your rival just to prove their rationality and tolerance. Their anger will dissolve over time, but you will end up feeling betrayed and ostracized.

Scorpio - Scorpios love slow burns and are patient by nature. They have actually been fantasizing about you pissing them off so that they have an opportunity to take down an opponent. They simply move in silence, you will be swept off your feet suddenly. They use mind games to convince others of their innocence while simultaneously convicting you of your evils, the rest works out to Scorpio's advantage while your left to pick up the pieces.

Sagittarius - Similar to Libra and Scorpio, Sag will try to influence others against you, but they won't succeed because they are too flamboyant to be convincing. So instead, they call you out on what it was that you did to piss them off, they might seem to forgive you when you apologize, but they will turn on you as soon as the opportunity arises and justify it based on something you thought had been put to bed. They will test your trust and delight in proving you wrong.

Capricorn - Capricorn will not take it personally. They might never tell you that you pissed them off, but they'll stop confiding in you or treating you a certain way, so you'll know something is wrong. Once you have pissed them off, they will evaluate your worth to them and will only forgive you if they consider you worthy. They'll cut you off swiftly and will be frank to the point you'll wonder what your relationship was to them in the first place.

Aquarius - Not angry by nature, but secretly very deep and uses emotion to guide them into self improvement. Whatever you did will fuel them to become better versions of themselves and they will succeed in outdoing you. They seem to lose with pride and come out on top, you will beat yourself up for whatever you did to piss them off because they are so quick to move on and level up.

Pisces - Pisces are not particularly intimidating and they know that, so when you piss them off they will go about confrontation in a way that is sneaky and mellow. Their attitude towards you will change and they will withdraw from you, you'll feel their absence and miss their companionship and feel guilty for doing them wrong. When they get the chance, they will deliver karma to you personally.