Aries: "Maybe the dead Victorian girl you saw was just me all along"
Taurus: “You can pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you”
Gemini: "God, I guess they're gonna kill us all. All right. This is younger than I thought it would be, but we are pretty big assholes"
Cancer: "Thirteen-year-olds are the meanest people in the world"
Leo: "I mean, we're all violent here, but you're very friendly"
Virgo: "No one cared what I thought"
Libra: "I’ll tell you what we’ll do! We’ll draw chalk around where the body is. That way we’ll know where it was…”
Scorpio: “Now we don't have time to unpack all that"
Sagittarius: "That's what I thought you'd say, you dumb fucking horse!"
Aquarius: "It's just creepy to have an ex out there after things have ended badly. They have a lot of information. Anyone who's seen my dick and met my parents needs to die."
Pisces: “This is the height of luxury”
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Zodiac Signs
SpiritualAll about Zodiac Signs from funny situations to Facts. Not all of these are mine.
