The Signs As Patrick Star Quotes

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Aries: "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"

Taurus: "East? I thought you said WEEST"

Gemini: "I know, let's get naked"

Cancer: "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end"

Leo: "FIRMLY GRASP IT"

Virgo: "Is mayonise an instrument?"

Libra: "Liar liar, plants for hire"

Scorpio: "I guess you're gonna miss the...panty raid"

Sagittarius: "I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward! Squidward Squidward Squidward!"

Capricorn: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"

Aquarius: "Who you calling pinhead?"

Pisces: "TWENTY FOUR" (This is so random idk why I wrote this)

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