dumb fanfic moments

adopted by _____

so the boys are responsible to take care of kylie. i don't think so.

kylie's pov.

i lived in an orphanage most of my life. (and then it's the rest of her sad story)

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anyways so one day kylie is fucking shit up in the orphanage, and the owner is a bitch. then tin cam, big nostrils, ching chong (im sorry, but it's funny), big virginia, and the rest of the boys are just sitting on the couch making a bet on how if they're responsible enough for a minor. so they make a bet on it, and just go to the orphanage desk office, and just adopt kylie without papers or anything (what if they're child molesters???????!!!!") but that doesn't matter. so kylie gets this 9 story house, and she's cool about it, and she has her whole room out (bitch they just decided on you for like 5 minutes ago and they have everything even a phone) it sure seems like they're waiting for you. the fans are like oh okay, no big deal. kylie then starts becoming friends with all, but ends up falling with the one who adopted her. he's kind of your daddy, but whatever idc anymore *inserts kermit*