dumb fanfic moments

just a fan

i don't like these stories at all.

*goon's voice* soweee not soweee.

so practically the main character is some tumblr bitch or a fucking flawless celebrity, who thinks she's ugly or something and is sometimes depressed.

so these stories always revolve around a fangirl who is let's say deeply in love with cash. 

(nash & cam, if u a newborn)

so one day kylie decides to tweet cam like around 3000 times a day, right?

so kylie is wasting her time. but she doesn't realize it. so one day kylie's mom gets her magcon tickets, and those magcon tickets are vip bitches.

so when kylie flys to the border (i made her mexican because none of the characters are. it's a bunch of white girls who live for forever 21 and get starbucks every damn day.) bitch im hispanic. so i'll make my characters mexican or dark skin bc i can.

anyways i went off topic, well shit.

anyways again...

kylie flys to dallas texas, and waits in line for like 24 hours in the cold.

so kylie ends up getting frostbite.

she dies.

the end.

^ why cant it end like that ://

sOMWONE MAKE A PARODY PLS I BEG U.