dumb fanfic moments

some fanfics...

btw, all misspelling, punctuation, and other grammar mistakes are on purpose,.

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ch. one:
kyliez pov!!!

my mum said that how i was going to be moved to a new skool. ughhh fml, it's in ohmaha nebraska.

"but i luv cali, mom!!!!"

"2 bad u brat" my drunk father yelled from the living room couch

i was like ok then i started packing for my new school

so we get to omaha, and we have an amazing house in front of us

"go pick ur room, u stank" my father said with a beer bottle in his hand

then out of nowhere a boy sed "ill protect u 5 ever"

i turned around and started walking inside

i picked my room which was on the 2nd floor

i opened my window and there was the boi

i then got changed bc i can

whistles came from next door, i blushed and smiled

i think i was wet

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ch. two:

the alarm rung threw my ears

"stfu u stupid alamr clock"

i got ready by showering washing my teeth i cleansed my body. not with holy water tho!!!

i got dressed in my flamnel, hi wasted short, vans, hair in a messy bun, i wore som jewelry too

i also applied excessive mascara, eyeliner and some lipstick

i don't cake my face like those other gurls!!

i walked downstairs

"bye mum" i yelled and got mi pastel pennyboard

i sk8td over to starbucks and ordered a frap!!

i waite for my order & headed to the hell hole, ew

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ch. three:

i got to school, half safe

i almost got ran over

i went to the office,

"what the fuck do u want" the secretary asked

my eyes turnt glossy "im new here, nobody likes me"

she then gave me my schedule

"jack, get overr here" the principal yelled

it was that boy from yesterday god hes so hawtttt

sombrero's (jack) pov!!!

el principal grito, pero la niña hermosa era lo que me agarro la atencion!!

(no iM JUST KIDDING)

the principal yelled but thar bootyful girl caught my attention.

she started walking out

"hey wait up babygirl"

"ur talking to me??''

"yeah"

"oh ok"

'"ok"

"what class do u have next"

"spanish"

"let me see ur schedule"

she handed it over

i smiled at her

"wut?" she said

"we have the rest of our classes together"

kylies pov!!!

"lets go" the mexican said

(im hispanic/mexican so don't think im being racist??)

maybe this new school wouldn't be so bnad!!

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ch. four:

he wrapped his arm around my shoudler

"hey man whats upp" he said to another attractive guy

"im jack"

"no ur not, he's jack" i laughed

"johnson"

"there's 2 of u?? are u guys brothers?"

"best friends actually"

"jack, u asshole i thought we were bffs"! it's over"

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ch. five:

"beb no!!!!" jack said

"i love you" he said

"ily2" i said

"csn u come to a party with me?"

"is it a child birthday party

*skip skip*

jack & i had sex

oops

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ch. six:

"can i present u to my family"

"of course jackie pookie"

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iTS BEEN LIKE NOT EVEN A WEEK IN FANFIC TIME, anyways.

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ch. seven:

i was getting ready for his family

i drove over there i knocked but it was open

i went inside his home

i heard grunts and moans

"jack?"

i went up to his room

"oh fuck"

i opened the door and saw as i saw jack bending someone over, my eyes widened

i cri

"jack?" i said

he looked back

"kylie im so sorry"

"but im gay"

and there was johnson

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jolinsky is real.