dumb fanfic moments

spongedick

this may ruin your childhood, as i did with "winky wonk" in the previous chapters. read on. :-)

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spongebob was naked and patrick was naked too.

they both were grinding like 7th graders at a school dance.

and then spongebob put his spongedick into patricks butthole, and patrick said "oww," but spongebob said "yeah baby."

they both went "squirtle."

the end.

sorry. but what's their ship name??!!