dumb fanfic moments

sucky parents & wolfs

i forgot to say this last night when i had barely reached 17k on this but thank you all so much for 17.6k reads!! :)

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i am a fucking idiot, i swear. i just confused a puppy with a baby wolf.

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okay so i was reading this fanfic, very cringe with repetitive grammar error but hey if the writer loves what they're doing, good for them and i'm completely irrelevant.

but that's not the point, it was that there was this particular sentence that made me realize once again, at how bad wattpad fanfic parents are/how bad they can be, and it's quite hilarious amd sad.

this won't include kylie, however. bummer, i know... do u guys like kylie as the main character of this tho or does she annoy you??

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so basically the character attends a new school, blah, she starts getting bullied by the "bitches," and she cuts, and oh wait here comes pRINCE CHARMING. (totally not being sarcastic) so prince charming sees her cutting, because she fucking did it in the hallway, you obviously wanted someone there, didn't you? she starts running away and heads to her, might i add, beautiful ass car. IT'S A CORVETTE STINGRAY AND ITS GORGEOUS *heart eyes.* anyways she goes home, and of fucking course her parents aren't home because they suck ass. however so pretty much it's unexpectedly her birthday, and there's a knock at her door, and she gets a package. so she opens he package, and guess what it is!

guess here and comment... jk.

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it's a baby wolf.

anyways, there was a note in there with the wolf.

it read::

dear sweetheart

this is your birthday gift

(bitch. animals aren't a "this" tf)

oh and the house that we won't come home

we mean we will come home about 4-6 year so yeah

love mom and dad

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btw the girl ends up having a fox tail and ears, that's why im guessing she gets called a freak etc??

but no it's not those things that u stick up ur butt (the tail haha) shes not using that shit

oh god