dumb fanfic moments

tour

alright, so both kylie & the fuckboy end up meeting one way or another.

(imma getchu getchu!!!)

anyways, well both idiots fall in love, and here come the parents into the scenario of the story. okay, so kylie then comes home from school.

kylie's pov!!

i flipped my weave as i enter my home. i saw my maid on the counter and my dad in front of her.

"where's mum dad?" completely ignoring the fact that he was cheating on mum with our maid. he shrugged it off, i went looking for my mum like a lost child in the grocery store. i then saw her outside sitting on a lawn chair.

"mum, can i go on tour with my bae. pls i luv him."

"sure honey, school isn't that important anyways. you can be like me & become a stripper, but you must take your sister," she says as she flaps away.

u cockblock fucker

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when it says "flap" i think of this fanfic that i read of justin & selena. well it's like his birthday and they're getting turnt with sex and champagne. and well when she sees jerry she grabs the champagne bottle off the drawer thing. and she smashes it onto his dick, he starts crying as she rips his dick off, and she gobbles it down like a hyena. he misses jerry, cries repeatedly, and it said something about how she starts "flapping away w/ her vagina.