Babysitting with an aftertaste (Zim x reader) (On hold)

15. Payback plan

Zim would probably panic, seeing so many humans in his house. But then again, he isn't here.

"Who wants more tacos?!" I screamed, receiving a lot of hands up, as well as a robot running towards me.

"TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Here, for the little hero for earth" I giggled, seeing it stuff his mouth. Dib was also invited, but he was mainly trying to figure out the entrance to the base. I knew where to look, but all I wanted is to celebrate Zim's absence, "Give it a rest Dib, enjoy the celebration."

"He won't be gone forever Y/N! We have to stop him, once and for all"

"I love how enthusiastic you are to keep earth save, but just to show you something good, open your mouth."

"Y/N I don't have time for...mmm...there not bad."

"See, get yourself more tacos before Gir eats them all up" at least his mind was currently focused to hunt down the robot's favourite food. I know that Zim won't be gone forever, I asked the computer and he already calculated when he will be back. The signal that the little irken gave off, was caught by his computer. He won't be happy, but I don't care, "As long as he returns for the appointment with the child service, I am happy."

"He will be there on time"

"Excellent, thank you computer"

For the rest of the day, we all enjoyed ourselves with games and laughter, mainly about the little green kid. Till his arrival, I kept his house clean and Gir under control. The look he gave me as he stood at the door was priceless. The ship the tallest gave him was damaged, causing him to land hard on the ground. I had to supress a chuckle, seeing him smoking.

"Had a good trip Zim?" I asked, accidently letting out a little chuckle.

The little green boy growled, "How dare you ask me this?! It's you that caused all this!"

"Eh no...you build the ship, Gir pressed the button...I am off the hook."

Furious, he pointed at me, "Just you wait, and we will see whose hook is off"

He grabbed Gir and left me alone in the house, heading down to his base. His mood hasn't changed for a few days, it was more the opposite, it got worse. Zim kept his distance most of the time, letting Gir do his dirty work. He needed a few things for his new plan. The robot was supposed to get a bit of hair, only for me to tackle him, sing the taco commercial and clap hands together. The irken was close to destroy his own minion for his stupidity, "Advanced...pah! It is getting more stupid by the day".

I just shrugged it off.

But later that night, when I was about to go to bed, we had a fight.

His snacks have been all over the place, mainly because of Gir looking for his piggy plush. I just collected them all together, only to be yelled at by Zim. He finds it out of order for me to put my filthy hands on his candy. I threw them in his direction, before standing up, "You really have some nerves to speak to me like that. I just picked them up you ungrateful brat!"

"You dare speak back at me?!"

"Children should know their place, especially stubborn ones like you!"

Zim couldn't win this, his stubbornness matched mine. One day he won, on another I did. And today was my turn. The little green kid stomped away again, giving me space to breath from all that yelling.

Unlike me, his rage kept on, "That human that...woman...just because she is tall doesn't mean that she owns this place or the audacity to scream at...That's it!!!!" Another idea came to his head, commanding Gir to meet him in the base. Excited by the idea, he ordered his minion to get him the substance he needed. In his head it was already set and ready, all he needed was some things for the plan and his target...me.

"Sleep well Y/N, because this will be the last time you mess with the almighty Zim."

Actually, I slept like a rock. I didn't feel anything, only the wild imagination that gave me wonderful dreams. In the meantime, I was taken out of bed and carried down the base. The feeling matched with my dream. I assumed that this wasn't real, those movements. Not even the hard surface of Zim's experiment table didn't wake me or even the chains that kept me on it.

Zim rubbed his hands together, thrilled to turn his plan in to action, "Excellent, once Gir is back, we can start the plan: Revenge on tall woman." The robot needed a few hours to gain all the right ingredients, making the irken nervous. I could wake up any moment. Too bad this robot is easily distracted, stealing Dib's bubble-gum tea and stand before the puppy show for an hour.

"Hurry Gir"

"Zim"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!" that he would hear me startled him, "Y/N, eh, that is all a dream. Go back to sleep~"

"If I am dreaming then I am asleep. Hey, what is this?!"

"Just a precaution, so you wouldn't fall off"

"Zim...get me off her...now!"

But the green kid wasn't prepared to do so, telling the computer to release something from above. It got even more bizarre, as spider legs came out of Zim's Pak on his back. With being chained form head to toe, I couldn't stop this gadget he held to reach my mouth and nose.

Zim's evil grin disturbed me, "Sweet dreams Y/N,~"

"Zim...get...this...o..." Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

If this thing didn't have knocked me out in seconds, I would have heard his maniac laughter, as well as Gir singing that he is back with the supplies. I don't know what Zim is up to, but I will find out when I wake up.