Dreams I have

Fun in Hell

I walk around the pits of hell, poking around at the cages of the prisoners. I scoff to myself with the joint hanging loosely out of my mouth, "oh boys" I hang onto the 'O' as if I'm teasing them. "I'm back" This time holding onto the 'A'. "Ahh who should I tease thing time?" I gracefully walk infront of the cages just out of reach of their cubby arms to fit through. "How bout you pedo, or maybe the bitch who murdered my best friend. Haha Lilli's gonna have fun today." I light my joint and start climbing up the cages, just jumping everytime out of reach. "You guys are silly if you think I'm gonna let you catch me." I gleefully smile as I get to the top of the last cage. I lay down getting ready to taunt them. Until... "Lily Pad! What'd I say about teasing them?"

"Awww father I was just having fun. Makes me think of the scene in Peter pan where the mermaids say 'we were only trying to drown her.' Besides, these bastards couldn't catch me anyways." I jump onto a poll about 3 feet away from the cages and slide down it, I pull the joint out from my mouth and blow a huge cloud in Lucifer's face, "Father do I have to go to family gathering tonight? Its just so..."

"...Boring I know, but yes you have to. You're part of this family now which means you gotta stay for family fun night."

"Ugh fineee." I put my joint back in my mouth and doddle off looking at the ground until I run into someone. "Hmph! Uncle Say what are you doin in my way?"

"Well if you weren't smokin in MY Hell grounds then you wouldn't have ran into me little one." Satan pats my head and nudges me off to leave Hell. "Brother I told you it is too dangerous for Lilli to be doing that. Especially since shes always got a joint in her hands." I look back and glare at Satan.
"What kid? I'm right. You need to chill on the weed."

"I'm sorry that I use weed to not go fuckin insane you jackass. Just shut up." I run off tossing my joint on the ground, crying. Lucifer walks up to Satan and puts his hand on his shoulder. "She's having a hard time in school and at home, she's overwhelmed and Shadow is picking on her again, just like he did when she first got here. I've tried to talk to her  but she's not opening up anymore, she just smokes her pain away." Lucifer starts to tear up and walks to one of the cells. "MOTHER FUCKER!" Lucifer ends up blasting fire through the bars and kills one of the people that were in there. "Say I just dont understand why she wont open up to me, she's my little Lily Pad and I love her so fucking much."

"I know you do brother but sometimes it's a big struggle to actually do anything about it. Meanwhile I'm going back up their to have a talk with Shadow, you should try hanging with Lilli tonight and let her stay in her room away from family night, we dont need her more overwhelmed then she already is." Satan sprouts his wings and flies out of Hell.

Lucifer gets to my room and I'm not there. I havent gotten home yet so Lucifer starts to panic.....

I'll give a second chapter if my brain ever finishes my dream