Sick and tired of me not updating my other stories? Me too! We've got lots in common! So while we wait for my writer's block to end, let's look through some of my old drafts and see if we find anything interesting.
Using they/them pronouns for the agents here since there really isn't any need to give them a specific gender!
Three
- They've seen some shit. They're so tired and done with everybody's craziness, honestly just needs to take a nap or something. But that's never gonna happen because they think sleep is for the weak.
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- The picture above is basically Three. Especially when DJ Octavio escapes again or when they have to save the other agents. And occasionally Callie too because they're all big dumb energy and get into trouble together.
- Three was literally just trying to get a drink from the soda machine when they met Captain Cuttlefish. They were standing on the manhole, causing Captain hit his head against it. They felt bad and asked how they could make up for it. The rest was history.
- In terms of personality (besides being constantly tired) they're generally chill until provoked. Three kinda has anger issues, and truthfully, it probably only got worse after becoming an agent. It's better to give them space when they're upset because they can get destructive quickly.
- Acts much older than they appear and actually are. You could describe them as "mature for their age" until you see them have a furious outrage after losing X Rank in Ranked Battles.
- Speaking of battling, Three is a strong and talented player. They focus more on agent work these days but they're still next to impossible to beat. I'm sure you already know that though 🙈
- Doesn't actually have any friends outside of the Squidbeak Splatoon, which is why they've dedicated so much time towards it. Three is lonelier than they'd like to admit. They act bothered when Four and Eight hang out with them, but they're secretly happy people want to hang out with them.
Cursed Headcanon: They have a really weird and dark sense of humor. It's not easy to make Three laugh, and most people assume it's because of how much they've been through. While that's part of it... It's... Well. Let's just say they're the type of person who thinks this is the funniest shit in the world.
AKA me but let's not talk about that-
Four
- A meme machine. They quote vines and spams the group chat with random memes saved on their phone. They've just got that class clown type of personality, honestly. It can get annoying quickly but they have good intentions. They're a happy spirit who wants everyone to be in a good mood.
- ...They usually have good intentions anyway. Sometimes they like to purposely provoke others just to get a reaction. So yeah Four's pretty much a troll
