Maritime Memory (Various Splatoon/Coroika Drafts)

Would they squidbag? (Splatoon/Coroika)

Ugh yes low effort content... We (hate) love to see it 😻 (Actually I'm only doing this one because I wanna give a quick list of all the characters I'm writing for and I need to make other edits anyway soo)

Callie: She wouldn't do it to strangers, that's just plain mean. But if she was in a Private Battle with friends, I could see her doing it to tease them. 

Marie: She is a very ✨sophisticated✨ lady so on most circumstances? Nah. But if she gets extremely salty? Sure. Somebody would have to be purposely provoking her at that point, though.

Pearl: Lmao yeah of course. After every splat, too. She's just asserting her dominance. 

Marina: Definitely not. Not only is she already a really polite person, she's an Octoling. Growing up in Octarian society, you're taught that you have to be respectful at all times. (Obviously not every Octoling still follows that rule when they get to the surface, but most do.) So it's (off the hook) off the table.

Three: Only if somebody pissed them off. But not only will they squidbag that person, they will also target that person for splats during the rest of the match. Three can't seem to let things go sometimes. 

Four: They would also only do it around friends, except in a different way than Callie does it. Callie's mindset is "I just think it'll be kinda funny if I do this :)" While Four's mindset is "I can't wait to annoy the shit out of them >:)"

Eight: You would think that they'd have the same stance as Marina on the matter, but unfortunately, their mind was corrupted by Pearl and Four. Eight will (squidbag) octobag anyone who does so first. (Yes, they're that one Octoling that doesn't follow the rule once they get to the surface.)

Rider: Nope, not even if he gets really frustrated. He has good self control like that. :)

Goggles: He used to do it because he thought it was a friendly gesture. 💀 Eventually Specs corrected him and he's stopped squidbagging. Squid parties are always welcome though!

Specs: He wouldn't. He thinks it's unprofessional and sets a bad example as leader. That said, he does low-key get tempted when he's irritated, but he's been able to hold himself back. 

Headphones: Lol please. She's too nice. It's not even a question.

Bobble Hat: In most cases, no. She usually goes along with what her team does, and obviously none of them squidbag. (...Anymore.) But she might pick an unlucky victim if she's feeling extra mischeiveous one day.

Army: He's too concerned with staying focused during battle to even consider it.

Aloha: Besides the very obvious squid parties he constantly holds, he probably does. Most likely to get back at people who do it first and/or taunt particularly annoying players.

Mask: I imagine that going in and out of squid form like that is tiring (especially for him thanks to his sickness) so I don't see him squidbagging too often. However, he might cave if somebody aggravates him enough. Only once at most though.

Skull: Nah. When he gets mad at somebody during a battle, he'll simply teach them a lesson by targetting them for splats. He makes sure they won't forget it, either.

Emperor: He won't, but considering the way he acts all egotistical after getting a splat, he might as well. That would honestly be a lot less infuriating. 

Prince: Of course not! He's too kind.

N-Pacer: Of course not. She's too mature. And she's silently proud of Prince for not being like the others on her team.

Eging Jr: It's surely not the first thing on his mind. But what, do you really expect him to let someone else get away with it if they do it first? No way!

Vintage: Something like that would ruin his team's image, as far as he's concerned. He doesn't want people to think they need to do childish things like squidbagging to showcase their power, so he has a strict policy on no squidbagging.

Omega: Her biggest strength is that she has a lot of patience, unlike everybody else on her team. (Team X-Blood is so lucky they have her tbh) But yeah, no. She wouldn't think twice about it.

Double Egg: He used to be the absolute worst when it came to squidbagging, until Vintage threatened him to stop doing it or else he'd be kicked off the team. It frustrated him at first, but it worked. He hasn't squidbagged anyone in a long time.

Red Soles: She's the same deal as Double Egg! She used to love squidbagging people until Vintage threatened her. However, she's more tricky than Double is, and will squidbag when Vintage isn't looking. (She avoids doing it in front Double too because he's a snitch. Omega is okay because she won't snitch, she just stares like 😐)

Actually it would be a lot like that one meme