Low effort content my beloved 😍
I know Inklings are supposed to be around 5 feet, but I like variety. Also I had to look up the centimeter conversion so please correct me if I got something wrong!
Callie: 5'5/165 cm. She loves teasing people who are shorter than her, including Marie, even though they don't have a huge difference. She gets all pouty when someone taller makes fun of her though.
Marie: 5'4/162 cm. She's chill about it. Younger Marie used to hate Callie's teasing, but it doesn't really bother her these days. She can just wear heels if she needs to prove a point.
Pearl: Canonically 4'9/145 cm. Her being short just makes her attitude worse- Yeah she's tiny, what about it? You're saying you could beat her in a fight or something? Because she will wreck your shit. Don't mess with her.
Marina: Canonically 5'10/178 cm. I like to imagine that she has a thing for short people because she thinks it's a cute trait to have. That's why she's in love with Pearl
Three: 5'3/160 cm. Short and angry. That's all I have to say.
Four: 4'11/146 cm. Tiny trouble-making gremlin character at its finest. They're not very bothered by their height either, because at least they're taller than Pearl lmao
Eight: 5'8/172 cm. And their boots make them look even taller, especially Female Eight's heels. (Yes I purposely made the agents as tall as their names)
Rider: 5'9/175 cm. Likewise, his shoes also make him taller. Originally he wore them to make himself look more intimidating, but now they're just a part of his aesthetic and he can't bare to get rid of them. He likes being tall anyway.
Goggles: 5'4/162 cm. He doesn't care that he's short and he doesn't have to, since he's the most OP character in the manga. It's always the short people that are the most dangerous 🤔🤔
Specs: 5'7/170 cm. He's confident in his height until someone taller comes around, especially if they're like Skull or Emperor's height. But he enjoys being the tallest member of his team. It makes him feel more secure in his role as leader.
Headphones: 5'5/165 cm. When she found out she was the same height as Callie, she low-key fangirled. I like to think that she has a celebrity crush on all the idols. Wouldn't think much about it otherwise though.
Bobble Hat: 5'2/157 cm. Could still murder you if so desired. "Don't underestimate me! I'm closer to your weak points~" Yeah just don't point it out. It won't turn out well.
Army: 5'4/162 cm. Because of course the first member of the S4 is 5'4. They get taller as the list goes on. Oh, and he's another short and angry stereotype. Fun.
Aloha: 5'6/167 cm. I headcanon he's bi/pan so he's shorter than most of the guys he's dated, but taller than most of the girls. He's very comfortable with that.
Mask: 5'11/180 cm. I know lots of people will look at this and disagree (which is totally fine fam) but I feel like he's a lot taller than he looks. He's always either slouching or sitting/laying down so you would never guess he's tall. He tends to forget himself tbh.
Skull: 6'/182 cm. I just know it in my heart, he's a tall boi. And his posture isn't screwed up like Mask's so it isn't a secret this time. I doubt he thinks much of it though. His head is empty more often than not.
Emperor: 6'3/190 cm. I've said it before and I'll say it again, he's a skyscraper. This feeds into his ever-growing ego, and he uses it to his advantage. Looking down on peasants has never been easier!
Prince: 5'5/165 cm. Current-aged Prince is probably shorter but since I typically write in an adult AU, I think he'd grow to be this size. He isn't terribly short but he isn't tall either. He's fine with it because he'd rather not be too short or too tall (*cough* like Pearl and Emperor *cough*)
N-Pacer: 5'10/177 cm. She's comfortable with it and won't let anyone's teasing get to her AKA Eging Jr, who is low-key salty that she's taller than him. N-Pacer has more important things to worry about though so she doesn't mind.
Eging Jr: 5'8/172 cm. He's never been short per say, but he was never as tall as N-Pacer or Emperor and he hated that. But he felt better once Prince (and later Laceless, who's likely even shorter than Prince) joined the team. He's more chill about it these days.
Vintage: 5'6/167 cm. Short Vintage headcanon is valid and all, but I couldn't see him being that short... Still the tiniest on his team though. He hates it. X-Blood fans notice it, Double and Red definitely notice it, and everyone loves to point it out. He only has so much patience though. Short and angry will get revenge.
Omega: 5'7/170 cm. She's just the slightest bit taller than Vintage, and yet it somehow makes a world of difference. Omega honestly thinks this stuff is petty though. She's just glad she's not ridiculously short because she'd never hear the end of it from Double and Red.
Double Egg: 5'10/177 cm. A good height, but if you asked him, he would call himself 6' anyway. Him and Red Soles have this weird obsession with height and they love making fun of people who are shorter than them. People who are taller are challenged to battles. It's very irritating.
Red Soles: 5'8/172 cm. She loves being tall and she loves poking fun at shorties. Except the one time Double tried to mess with her for being shorter than him. They had a ranked battle and he almost lost his X Rank that day. She's still smug about it.
Made this chapter because I've only recently accepted that I will never get any taller than 5'1 and that sucks y'all 👊😔
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Maritime Memory (Various Splatoon/Coroika Drafts)
FanfictionSick and tired of me not updating my other stories? Me too! We've got lots in common! So while we wait for my writer's block to end, let's look through some of my old drafts and see if we find anything interesting.
