Maritime Memory (Various Splatoon/Coroika Drafts)

S4 Headcanons (Coroika)

Everybody and their mother has already done this, so I might as well join the crowd

Army

- He was (and low-key still is) that one kid in school who brings thousands of pens/pencils every single day. He would let others borrow them, but he would scold people who constantly didn't bring a writing utensil to school. If this was a high school AU, Aloha would always forget to bring pencils and ask Army for his lmao,,, possibly on purpose to flirt with him 👀👀

- On that note, Army's favorite subject is history. He has a large library in his mansion that he visits daily. Loves reading history books, though he just likes reading in general. Low-key I like to think that he has reading glasses because that would be hilarious but also adorable

- I feel like he's very talented at anything to do with a pencil, honestly. He's good at handwriting (both in print and cursive) good at drawing, he could probably even do calligraphy too. 

- He used to be a boy scout. I'm right and I know it. 

- A stickler for following rules. Not even just the rules he makes up in his manual, he'll follow orders from others if he believes it's for the better. (Hopefully people don't flame me for this but he's always kinda reminded me of Ishimaru from Danganronpa 🤠 Look at their faces and tell me they're not the same)

- The first thing he does in the morning is apply his face paint. He usually forgets to take it off at the end of the day, however, and he's been known to accidentally sleep with it on. He has to replace his pillowcases way too often. 

- Army has a lot of servants, y'know, since he's rich and all. But he actually prefers to do the chores himself. If you asked him, he'd say something about responsibilty and discipline. His mansion is huge though and he's very busy, so his servants are still needed. But he treats them fairly well. Probably better than Emperor does with his tbh

- He has a schedule for each day and he likes to plan it out in advance. Like, at the earliest possible moment. To every little detail. It used to extremely aggravate him when he couldn't follow his schedule to the exact detail, but he loosened up about it after his defeat against Team Blue. 

- My voice headcanon for him is England from Hetalia, English VA. (To clarify I'm talking about the new VA, not the old one cuz I heard about what he did) Because 1: Heehee funni angry British man voice and 2: The irony between having a character who's great at cooking vs horrible at cooking is too good to pass up. 

- Army doesn't listen to music that often besides the stuff that plays in battle, but when he's writing in his manual he'll listen classical and lofi study music. Lol nerd

Aloha

- Kinda already canon, but he's very big on getting attention from people. That's why he's so flashy and is always throwing those parties, he craves acknowledgement, more than the average person does. It's also partly why he was bragging about being such good friends with Team Pink when he fought Team Blue, he wanted to show off how popular he was. 

- Gives off bi/pan vibes and has had like a million different partners, both male and female. He'll flirt with anybody, but he does mostly prefer pretty girls, because they're the easiest ones to talk to in his experience. Most of his relationships aren't serious though and are just attractive people he met at parties. His typical relationships don't last more than a few weeks to a few months. Yes he's the flirty bisexual stereotype

- On that note, does anybody remember the time I made a stupid joke about Aloha being a female born after 1993? Well, it's true. Not that he's a female, but the other stuff.