Marvel One-Shot Book!

Peter and the Avengers - Steve and Bucky (Edited)

My writing was so horrible just a month or so ago...

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Peter Parker was a normal boy, who was technically a genius, was Spiderman and had a low-level internship at SI. Yeah, not so normal. 

What happens when the Avengers meet the little cinnamon roll and unofficially adopt him?

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Steve and Bucky 

Hi, I'm Peter-man. I mean Spider-Parker. Ugh- You know what I mean. And I'm going to tell you about my life.

It was a normal Friday. I cleaned up at my internship and headed to the roof, to try to unsuccessfully draw the sunset again.  I looked down at my drawing and sighed in defeat, not even caring when a man sat down next to me. 

My spidey sense told me he wasn't a threat so I continued to sketch. It kinda looked like a spikey black thing. 

"You shouldn't smudge that so much son, you have to define it a bit, like this." I furrowed my brows and looked at the sketchpad that was shoved under my nose. He proceeded to show me what to do and soon it had become an art lesson.

When the sun had set, I had drawn a decent sunset. It was a miracle! I thanked the man, "Thank you! What can I do to repay you, sir?" I looked up... to see Captain America looking down at me.

I flushed. Shit, it's The Captain America. "O-oh. Sorry, Mr Captain Rogers, I didn't know it was you. Wha-what can I do to repay you, sir?" I looked down, embarrassed.

He chuckled, "You don't need to do anything to repay me, son, what's your name?
"P-Peter Parker, sir." 
"Well Peter, you're a good kid." He stood up to leave.

"Wait!" I called out, "I-um, I heard you're having trouble with technology from some of the interns higher up. If you want I can show you how to work with modern technology. That's unless the rumour not true." 

Seeing him frown, Peter timidly said, "Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."

Mr Rogers just laughed and said, "It's fine, kid. You didn't offend me. Sure. If it's okay with you, I'll bring Bucky "

"You can bring Mr Barnes sir too if he wants to come..." I trailed off unsurely. I might be Spiderman but I was still unsure and self-conscious. Spiderman was safe as I had a mask to hide behind.

Mr Rogers just smiled, "I'll ask him, son. meet us in the lobby tomorrow." With that, he left Peter who was freaking out. (OMG, I just met THE CAPTAIN AMERICA!)

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Eventually, we ended up at an apartment that belonged to them. I didn't know how much they knew...but it wasn't looking good.

---Time Skip---

I did it! Finally, we had gone through everything they needed to know. Honestly, at one point, I thought it was impossible.

"So..." I asked, staring at the two men, "What do you want to do now?"

 Smirking, Steve and Bucky looked at each other, then back at me. "Honestly, keep on acting like we know absolutely nothing."

I smiled broadly, "That will be hilarious."

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"Now, next thing," I said, "Who taught you to disguise yourselves? I saw you both at the mall last week wearing your 'disguise'."

Steve looked offended, "I think we disguise ourselves pretty well."

I gave him a look, "You wear a hat and sunglasses."

"I-"

"Even in the rains. Mr Barnes wears a jacket and gloves, even in hot weather. How Mr Barnes managed to be an assassin, I don't know."

"I guess you're right..." Mr Barnes grumbled, "Why don't you tell us what to do, kid."

"Ok! Um..change your hairstyle, even a little bit. Gel it or something. You can wear fake glasses or sunglasses, and please don't wear sunglasses in gloomy weather. Change your clothing style. You both always wear tight t-shirts and leather jackets. Wear something different or baggy for once. And lastly, your voices are easily recognisable. Especially with Mr Rogers' PSAs. Fake an accent or something-"

"Wait." Bucky called out, interrupting him, "What was that 'bout PSA's?" 

I looked at him startled, "You don't know?" I asked. He shook his head. "Mr Rogers you didn't tell anyone?"

One hour later...

"Steven Grant Rogers, this is complete and utter bullshit."

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Fury had called the team to headquarters, even the Wakandans, apparently they weren't trained enough to superheroes blah blah blah... In other words only Natasha and Clint were 'acceptable' superheroes.

"Now, I'm not going to lie, you need training." A bunch of protests were voiced but Fury spoke over them "You will have to go through standard S.H.I.E.L.D. tests on the following topics. 
Strength and Endurance (Oh, Tony and Bruce are not going to like this)
Technology and Coding (Point Break, Capsicle and Manchurian Candidate are so screwed)
Disguise and Espionage (Tasha is set for this one. Everyone else is failing)
Patience and Tactics."

A soft voice called out, "Oh come on." That was Bruce. 

"Only the Avengers are required to participate-" He held up a hand as Shuri began to protest, "However others can participate if they want to."

"Damn right." Shuri called out, "I'm not gonna get outshone by my brother."

Bruce just groaned and buried his head in his hands as they were dismissed, "I'm going to fail, I'm going to die, I'm so dead."

Steve and Bucky looked at each other and nodded. They needed to visit Peter and they were bringing friends.

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Steve, Bucky, Bruce and Shuri entered the well-kept apartment, some more nervous than the others. 

"Peter. We're here." Steve called out. Who was Peter?

"I'm in the living room," A young voice said.

"We brought guests." 

"Sure, no problem." A brown-haired teen walked out, "Why am I meeting them?" Without looking up from his phone, he started, "Hi, I'm Peter. What are your nam-" 

He had looked up. "Hi Dr Banner, Hi Princess Shuri." He turned to face Steve and Bucky. "Again, why am I meeting them?" 

Bruce started, "Uh-"

But he got interrupted by Peter, "Hi, Dr Banner I'm a big fan. I love your books. You're work on electron collisions are unparalleled."

Shuri and Bruce were so confused.