Marvel One-Shot Book!

The Winter Spiders - Extra

"Hey Fury. How's it going."

"It's fine. You both, however, are moving in with the avengers part time."

Peter looked at Petra, startled. "No Nick we are no- Don't you dare hang up on us Nic-"

Beep Beep

"Fury!"

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"Ok guys." Tony started, "Avengers game night!"

Half groaned and half cheered. The twins just smiled fondly at what they considered their family.

Tony poured out Vodka for everyone and when he came to the twins, Peter went to speak up. Until Petra slapped a hand over his mouth.

"We are technically of age. Besides, it would make them suspicious." She told him through their mind link. Peter went to argue but remembered that they had spent a few years in cryofreeze.

Peter sighed but conceded. (Don't drink underage!)

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Wanda, Pietro, Loki, Shuri and Bruce were assembled in front of us. We were going to tell them.

"So," Peter started, "We have to tell you all something." Seeing that they still looked confused, Petra clarified "It's about our identity."

Wanda tilted her head, "Is there a reason you called only us?"

Petra chuckled nervously, "Well...it's because most of you are our age and we just like Bruce better. Also we did the math and in midgardian years, Loki is our age."

Most of them choked on air, "What do you mean you both are their age?!" Bruce asked, shocked.

"Uh..you see," We allowed our bodies to change into our original age, "We're actually 16."

"What the hell! You both look 12!"

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It was the morning after a long mission and Peter and Petra were extremely tired. And when they got tired, they got childish and clingy.

So, to the team's surprise, the usually withdrawn spiders plopped onto the sofa in their Spider-Man pajamas.

Petra sat down between Natasha and Bucky and curled up into a ball with a blanket on top of her. Peter sat down next to Petra and to everyone's surprise curled onto Natashas lap.

When Natasha asked what he was doing she was answered with the short reply of, "Cuddles."

Natasha, very hesitantly, started petting his hair. Though she stilled immediately when he started purring. "What are you doing?" She asked tensely.

"Don't mind him." Petra mumbled, "We were bitten by a wolf spider."

Everyone looked towards Bruce, who was the only one who understood. "They mutated to purr involuntarily when pet." Everyone nodded while Bucky reached out his arm to pet Petra.

Peter whined sleepily and burrowed further into Natasha who stopped him. "Listen Spidey, if you're trying to make a move on me, I'm not interested."

Most of the adults looked sympathetic and Clint even said, "Oof, sorry Spidey." The teens and Bruce on the other hand looked mildly amused.

Peter blinked, "What?" He didn't understand.

Natasha sighed, "I'm not interested in dating you, Spidey." Peter blinked again.

Tony was winced slightly while the teens and Bruce looked highly amused. Petra started snickering lightly.

He was too groggy to deal with this. But it was funny.

He started laughing a little, the teens joining in. Bruce was the only adult not confused. 

"Ms. Romanoff, I'm not romantically interested in you. At all." He got up and collapsed in Bruce's lap who started petting him.

It was Natasha who blinked this time. "You aren't?"

"No." He stated, "Besides, you're like twice my age."

That got a very strong reaction from them. Peter laughed, enjoying seeing the room descend into chaos.

The teens and Bruce were in hysterics at this point. 

Do you all want more of this? I want to write a piece where they go on a TV show thing...