shishi gets rejected

most definitely still the beginning

shishi awakes, confused. adjusting her eyes to the obnoxiously bright setting she's suddenly in, she blinks her eyes a bit and sits up. remembering all of the past events, she whips her head around for her 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue. she spots her 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue about 50 feet away being beat strategically by this kid with really bad hair whilst this blonde lolita loli reprimands him for his seemingly perfect form and there is also this kid who looks like andy warhol but shorter but he's not really doing much. 

"am stupid so will not assess situation before rushing in to save my 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue" shishi blurts out while yelling like a banshee and running in between the area where pinecone head and his fist was making contact with the 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue. shishi gets destroyed. 

"oh my god" [i shouldn't even have to add a indicator obviously shishi is blown to mf pieces why would she be able to say anything, the other 3 prolly said something idk]

shishi is successful in softening the blow to her beloved 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue but it was literally a hunk of steel why did she do that its so durable wtf shishi, c'mon.

shishi awakens with a dizzy mindset, again [wow deja vu haha] and is greeted by pinecone, andy warhol and blonde loli. their greetings vary of course but judging by what they say, pinecone seems to be a all around nice kid, andy warhol hates you, blonde loli is actually a jojo protag with insane muscle mass and whoops, haha. blonde loli is a nice girl with nice fashion tastes. our hollow head protagonist accepts these strangers half sincere apology and after some grilled fish, clears her head. now that her head isn't literally spinning off of its axis she has realized the strangers that have given her such hospitality are gon, killua and some girl named after a savory cookie idk.

once realization sets in [EERILY LATE BUT WHO'S SURPRISED] her fondness for killua has also resurfaced. on that matter, it has actually never de-surfaced. but the most shocking thing of all is that somehow [fantasy logic] she is in the same universe as [one of] her "life long" crush[es]. this is especially exciting considering  the ungodly number of nights shishi has spent clutching her body pillow that has a low quality family friendly png of killua on it. but then again, andy warhol who we are now aware is in fact killua seemed harsh to her earlier. maybe she was imagining that! shishi goes to confess to killua. 

she paces herself and walks over to what she believes is her future spouse and pops the question.

"No." 

"why :pensive: :anguished:" 

"You look like kikyo without her bandages."

"i c :cry emoticon idk the name of: :pensive:" 

shishi runs over to her 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue for consolation. she sits with her back to it as she :pensive:. she remembers a significant amount of time has passed so she pulls out her phone and rolls. hopefully she will be a little lucky this time to cheer her up. she rolls trash yet again but on her last roll she gets a kakera react so at least this time...

oh

a small gust of wind topples the 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue and the 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue falls on top of shishi, crushing her and rendering her unconscious. 

everything is dark again