shishi gets rejected

necessarily still the beginnings

as Giyuu dashes away the night fades more into darkness slightly illuminated by scattered stars.

imagine how that would be: its dark, you're covered in blood, and everything smells like blood and rotting flesh. you hear screams from the distance constantly and you're forever lost. but, for our fearless deuteragonist this is no less than a cakewalk.

to be honest, fearless seems like a bit of an understatement because i'm not sure if she can feel anything at all

or is capable of feelings.

haha

anyways, 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue picks herself up from the ground and

ah

oh god

that is one heavy statue. can't even pick itself up.

well, 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue, lets practice that later but focus on the matter at hand for now.

the smooth surface of 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue combined with the slippery bloody uneven terrain and slight breeze plot conveniently sent the 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue gracefully tumbling down a hill and plot conveniently hitting the perfect trees at the perfect angle and found herself at the feet of a restrained shishi and a half naked boar-headed man. very pitiful!

the 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue can't just undo or break shishi's restraints, why would she be able to? 

after another moment of sulking shishi notices the glimmer of 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue's gold plated everything and perks up a bit. 

"5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue! save me!" 

no answer.

"we've been through so much, 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue. can you help me?" 

still no answer. dolt.

well, if the 5 foot tall life size gold plated 70 kg queen statue is deemed useless in this situation then what in the world are we supposed to do

wait?