Senran Kagura x Male Reader (The Wildcard)

Book 3 Chapter 6 (Hunter/Hunted)

Crimson HQ

Y/N didn't exactly have a peaceful awakening to his day,  why exactly? Well you were awoken by Stutechi, who charged into your room, smashing open the door and diving on top of you while you were fast asleep. This caused you to jump awake, and Stutechi simply just stared back with a wide smile on her face. 

Stutechi - "Morn-ing!" 

Y/N - "Christ! You nearly gave me a heart attack!"

Stutechi - "Wake! Wake. Now!"

Y/N - "Right. I'm getting up..."

Haruka - *From the main room* "Y/N? Are you awake?"

Y/N - "Yeah."

Homura - "We're going to work! Don't you got something to do today?"

Mirai - "Yeah dumbass!"

Yomi - "Mirai, that is not very nice. Y/N you must get out of bed soon."

Y/N - "Geez OK mom..."

Hikage - "Where's his mom?"

Homura - *Sighs* 

Haruka - "Shiori-Dear? If Y/N doesn't get out of bed soon you have my permission to feed on him."

Shiori - "Thank you Haruka."

Y/N - *Quickly getting dressed* "I'M UP! I'M UP!"

Shiori - "Ahhh... Alas I must feast on Akame again."

Akame - "You must be hungry Shiori! Come feast on me!"

Shiori - "Very well."

Y/N - *To himself* "I'm surrounded by nut-jobs."

You walked out into the main room, wearing nothing but your Pyjama bottoms, you took your shirt off because you were too hot over night. However when you walked out into the main room all of the Crimson squad girls got a nosebleed, with Mika, Akame and Niko also getting a nosebleed. You actually felt a little uncomfortable.

Y/N - "Can you all stop staring?"

Homura - "No."

Haruka - "Its such a good sight."

Y/N - "And if you were topless and a bunch of guys were staring at you, they would be in the wrong?"

Homura - "Yep!"

Y/N - "Double standards..."

Haruka - "I don't mind *Lifts up her shirt* Here see?"

Y/N - "Noice."

Mirai - "Damned Perv!" *Punches Y/N* 

*Small Timeskip* 

After you had applied a series of Ice packs to where Mirai had been punching you, though they were home made using Yumi's guardian. You ate your breakfast and quickly got dressed, heading out of the Crimson HQ. The earlier you started searching for Hiroko and her squad the better, as you had no clue where they were based.
Though you had a general idea on where to start. That place was the Shinobi Mall you visited with Homura and the others what feels like a life time ago now. While it may seem like a odd place to start it was a very popular place for Tokyo based shinobi, good and bad to head too. Plus since there was SO many shinobi coming through here, it is likley that this is where they pick up their bounties.
So you headed towards the Shinobi mall, on the way to the mall you decided to take a shortcut through a alleyway, however you felt two arms quickly grab you from behind. So in a reflex maneuver you elbowed the assailant then flipped them over your shoulder while you were about to punch the attacker... You realised that the person who "Attacked" you was actually Katsuragi... Whoops.