Welcome to my shop pt.3

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Yang: Again?

AJ: Yes, again.

Salem was discussing her plans with her inner circle and before she could send them off Jaune fell from a portal on to the table. Everyone except Salem rose to their feet and drew their weapons

Jaune: OW! 

Salem: Jaune? 

Jaune: Oh hey Sal. GUESS WHAT! I MADE IT!

Salem looking surprised as she made that challenge 2 weeks ago.

Salem: You did?

Jaune: Damn righ-

Tyrian + Emerald: WHO ARE YOU?!

Jaune finally noticing the other people in the room turned to them.

Jaune: Oh hey, I'm Hephaestus. One of Salem's associates. What's up?

Qrow: Why is he so relaxed?

AJ: Salem is his best friend, why not.

Ruby: Still can't wrap my head around that.

Salem glared at everyone to keep their mouths shut and Jaune turned back to Salem

Jaune: Here! It may look weird but I assure you it would not work any other way.

He handed her a revolver with the barrel pointing back at the user.

Salem looked at the revolver, not even phased by the weird design.

Ruby: HERESY! UNSPEAKABLE HERESY!

Weiss: That is the stupidest and ugliest gun design ever.

AJ: Wrong.

Weiss: What?

AJ: They're are literal living weapons made of skin, flesh and bone.

Weiss absolutely disgusted: Oh...

Ruby, on the fence about that idea: You mean internal or external?

AJ: They can both both or internal.

Watts: What is that abomination!

Jaune turned staring at Watts.

Jaune: Its a gun that can kill the past.

Ozpin: How long did it take him to make it.

AJ: A week, it would have been 3 days if some unforeseen things didn't happen.

Ironwood+Watts: 3 DAYS!!??

Mercury: Why's the barrel like that?

Jaune: Because after rigorous testing I discovered that it can only kill someone's past that wants it whole heartedly.

Salem: How does it work?

Jaune: You shoot it and therefore yourself go back to the moments you regret and fix them for a different version of you.

Salem, eyebrow raised: Why a different version?

Jaune, angrily: Because time is convoluted and can GET BENT OVER A ROCK WITH THE MOST IN HEAT URSA IN EXSITENCE AND TAKE IT RIGHT UP IT'S-

All of the audience cringed or shifted in their seats at that image in their heads.

Qrow: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Correction, Almost of the audience cringed or shifted in their seats at that image in their heads.

Salem: Time Shenanigans?

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