Multiverse Theory is a BITCH (RWBY)

Welcome to the Jungle

AJ: "So in this Universe there are no grimm and Jaune, Qrow, Yang, Neptune, Winter, Ruby and Sun are on vacation and just went skydiving on this Island and have just been captured by pirates"
Everyone: "We/They got captured by pirates!?"
Weiss/Winter: "How did my sister/I get captured by mere pirates!?"
AJ: "Well due to the fact there are no grimm, everyone has less combat experience well except for Qrow he was part of the military"
Ironwood/Qrow: "What?!"

The screen shows clips of them on vacation, clubbing, cliff diving and skydiving onky for it to pull back to show Jaune and Qrow in a cage with Tyrian talking to them.

Everyone: "Tyrian!?"
Tyrian: "It's me! Hahaha! I'm a pirate!"

Tyrian: "You guys must think you're crazy huh? Jumping out of bullheads, flying like birds...*chuckles* that is crazy. I like this scroll its a nice fucking scroll so what do we have here. Qrow and *whistles* Jaune from Vale huh? Well I hope mama and papa really really love you cause you two look very expensive."

Ruby: "Expensive? What does he mean by that?"
Qrow: "We're being ransomed Ruby...that or-"
Roman: "Being sold as slaves"
Qrow glares at him But nods

Tyrian: "And  that's good cause i like expensive things"

Qrow struggles against his bonds and tries to say something but his gag just makes it sound like angry grunts

Tyrian: "I'm sorry what did you say? 'Qrow struggles and tries to repeat himself' what did you say? 'Qrow tries again' Do you want me to smash you open like in did your friend!? SHUT THE FUCK UP! ok? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me. Look me in the fucking eye. AYE YOU FUCK! LOOK ME IN THE EYE! You're my bitch. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up or you die.

Qrow: "Jeez someone's cranky"

Tyrian turns to Jaune

Jaune: "Oh oum..."

Tyrian: "What is it Jaune? What is it? Why arent you laughing now like you did up there? What is this not funny anymore have I failed to entertain you? You see the thing is, up there you thought you had a chance. Way up in the fucking skies you thought you had your finger on the pussy trigger but ay mano down here *he collects a bunch of dirt in his hands and watches it fall to the ground* down here you hit the ground. *He starts to laugh* It's okay,I'm gonna chill, I'm gonna relax because you, moi *whistles* and you're duck eyed brother we are gonna have a lot of fun"

Cinder appears and says to Tyrian
Cinder: "Tyrian, stop scaring the hostages I need you to take care of the rejects"
Tyrian stands to follow here but says as he's leaving
Tyrian: "I just hope you two pieces of fucks are more entertaining than your friends, Ta-Ta, bye-bye.
As he goes to Cinder he nut-taps one of the pirates and says
Tyrian: "I get you every single time man" and walks off

Cinder: "*Smugly* Looks like I'm the one at the head of this operation."
Qrow: "Lets see how fast it falls apart"
They both stare each other down

When Tyrian leaves Qrow and Jaune hear a passing bullhead and Qrow unties his bonds and takes off his gag
Qrow: "That motherfucker!"
He takes off Jaune's gag and restraints"
Qrow: "Are you hurt?"
Jaune shakes his head
Jaune: "No I don't think so"
Qrow: "Ok we're gonna find the others"
Jaune: "How?"
Qrow: "Working on it"
Qrow looks at the lone pirates guarding the cage
Qrow: "Call the guard"
Jaune: "*Quietly* What!?"
Qrow: "Call the guard *he motions to his hands and gets back in his position* do it"
Jaune: "*Gets back in his position* Hey! Over here!"

The pirate walks over
Pirate: "The fuck?! Hey! You guys shut the fuck up!"
Qrow grabs the pirates head and slams it against the cage multiple times until the pirate slumps over
Jaune: "Shit! Holy fuck he's dead!"

Weiss: "What! Do they not have aura!?"
AJ: "Yep no aura"
Weiss: "How!?"
AJ: "Different universe"

Qrow searches the pirates body for the keys and unlocks the cage
Qrow: "That's what they teach you in the army"
Qrow forces the body out of the way
Qrow: "Follow me"
They sneak out of the cage as Jaune quietly panics. They hear some of the pirates talking and almost set off some dogs and they find a shack that has luggage and a table with a lighter, walkie talkie, map, scroll and camera.
Qrow: "Take all of it it migh be useful"
Jaune takes it all and they continue on and Jaune distracts a guard to get past, Qrow opens a window into a shack and there was a pirate sleeping there and they wake him up. Before the pirate can alert anyone Qrow throws a knife into his neck.
Jaune: "Holy shit! Fuck fuck fuck fuck! I can't do this Qrow!"
Qrow: "Jaune Jaune Jaune! Look at me. I can't find Yang, Neptune and the others without you so pull it together, ok?"
Jaune calms down a bit and says
Jaune: "Ok. I'm sorry."

Tyrian: "Finally blood! This has been so boring!"
AJ: "There's gonna be more calm down"
Everyone just deadpans at the two and continue watching

Qrow nods and they continue on and they see Tyrian executing people, Jaune begins to panic but calms down. They sneak through the bushes and distract more guards to get past. They sneak underneath a bridge and gets out of the place due to the hole in one of the walls. They begin planning where to go and how they're go in to save their friends.
Jaune: "Does it say where Ruby is?"
Qrow: "We're gonna find her, and we'll free the others and then we're getting outta here"
Jaune: "Oka-"
A gunshot rings out and Qrow is shot in the neck and starts gurgling on his own blood. Jaune turns around only to see Tyrian with his pistol aimed at him.

Qrow: "Choking on my own blood...not a good way to go..."
Tyrian: "More blood! Hahaha!"

Jaune turns back to Qrow and tries to keep pressure on the wound yelling no over and over as Tyrian talks but Jaune tunes it out as Qrow dies in his arms and he finally comes to as Tyrian continues
Tyrian: "I like that, no I respect that, I'm going to give you 30 seconds if the Jungle doesn't eat you up alive, I will."
Jaune just stares at him in partial shock as his brother had just died in his arms. Tyrian tilts his head and says.
Tyrian: "WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DEAF!? I SAID GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU CHICKEN FUCK! RUN FOREST! RUN!"
Jaune finally wakes from his shock and turns around and runs while repeating oh fuck to him self as the pirates shoot at him. As he runs he hears dogs and stumbles a bit, moving foliage out of the way. He keeps running and slides down a hill and falls of the edge knocking him unconscious, he gets up shortly and continues running hearing the pirates near and a bullhead with lights over head he crosses a fallen tree and climbs up some vines.
Jaune: "I need to find Ruby and the others, please let them be alive"
As he crawls through a small hole he hears yelling above him and snaps up and sees a pirate attempting to plunge a knife into him. Jaune barely manages to block it and struggles against the pirate to keep the knife pointed away from him. The pirate yells out that he's found him and Jaune accidentally stabs the knife into the pirates neck. As the pirate slow dies Jaune begins to freak out. But the yelling of the pirates spurs him on. He reaches a bridge and attempts to cross it only to have the bullhead lights up the bridge with it's guns, he barely makes it half way before the bridge collapses and he falls into a river below. When he hit the water he begins to fall in and out of consciousness and the last thing he sees before going fully under is a tattooed arm pull him out of the water.

Jaune: "Well...that was an...experience..."
Cinder: "Tch why didn't Tyrian just finish him there but I guess it's not like Jaune could do much anyway"
AJ: "Well~...Jaune survives that little hunt and actually kills both you and Tyrian"
Cinder/Tyrian: "What!?/Yes! Hahaha! Perfect!"
Cinder: "How!?"
AJ: "Well that will be shown later"