Multiverse Theory is a BITCH (RWBY)

Welcome to my shop

AJ: "So in this Universe Jaune is a gunsmith that has weaponry unlike anything seen before"
Ruby: "OHHHH!!! WHATKINDOFWEAPONS?!WEAPONSLIKEMYCRESENTROSE?!OR-"
Q+Y: "Calm down there Rubes/Ruby"
R: "Sorry..."
Everyone looked at her weirdly except her friends as they were used to it.
AJ: "Anyway lets start"

Yang: "Man this is so boring..."
Ruby: "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT WE RE ABOUT TO MEET HEPHAESTUS! HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED!?"

Y: "Who's hephaestus? I thought we were watching Jaune?"
AJ: "Its his alias"
Y: "Oh"

Weiss: "I agree this 'Hephaestus' is almost as wealthy as my family"
Y: "Can you not show off, Ice Queen?"
W: "I was not showing off Yang! And stop calling me Ice Queen!"
R: "What do you think Blake?"
Blake: "I don't know much about him except he makes weird weapons"
R: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WEIR-!"
R: "WE RE HERE!"
Yang and Weiss stop fighting and Blake looks up from her book to see a exceptionally average store.
Y: "You sure this is the place? Looks like we passed this store like a bazillion times"
R: "Yep! Ozpin even gave us coordinates!"
W: "Well lets go in and talk to him"
As they walk in they see the walls lined with weapons of various designs;Huge to tiny, Long to short, Pristine to recently buried. It was all here.

R: "WOAH!!!"
Q: "*whistles" THAT'S a lot of guns

As they look around they saw a desk with a 'Ring for service'. Weiss goes and rings the only to hear cursing.
???: "FUCK!"
Followed by the sound of gunfire accompanied by yelling.
???: "CALM DOWN YOU FUCK! STOP TRYING TO TURN ME INTO SWISS CHEESE YOU FUCKER!"
The gunfire stopped only to be replace by sad sounding beeps
???: "Yeah, yeah sorry for yelling at ya, in my defence you WERE about to turn my body into 99 percent dust rounds and I told you to just call me by my name not my alias Fail-Safe"
Beeps sounding like happy laughter started
???: "By the way give me a sec someone's at the front desk"
A person came to the front desk from a trapdoor near the front desk
H: "Name's Hephaestus, what do you ladies want?"

Winter+Glynda: "Jaune seems foul mouthed in this universe"
Q: "Didn't think someone like Jaune had it in him to curse"

W: "Ozpin wants to see you Hephaestus"
Hephaestus raised an eyebrow
H: "For what?"
W: "Probably to invite you to Beacon or make a business deal"
H: "Well you can tell Ozpin I'm not going to Beacon and I'm doing amazing right now in business"
Yang arms her bracelets and loads them
Y: "It wasn't a request"

RWB: "Yang! Your solution to that shouldn't be punching him!"
Y: "Hey! That's not me! I wouldn't do that!"

H: "You came into my store and are ordering me around? Really...? Tell me why do you think I have no guards here? Surely a person like me has many things people would want so why no guards?"
Immediately RWBY puts their guard up and look around for defences however all they see are the weapons they saw before
H: "Seems you haven't got it yet anyway Initiate Protocol YEET!"
RWBY immediately blinded by a sudden light as the light dies down they see a big gun being pointed at them.
H: "Tell Ozpin Hesphaestus said FUCK OFF! Goodbye"
Hephaestus pulls the trigger launching RWBY out of the store toward Beacon while screaming.
H: "Anyway lets see what orders I have today, one from Ozpin that I shall do last due to spite, One from Ruby? Interesting this seems like a good distraction, and ohhhh! One from Salem herself I wonder what challenge she's gonna give me this time?"

O+J+Q all stiffen up while Salem is surprised that she seems to be on friendly terms with this 'Arc' and Cinder and her cronies are stifling laughs seeing how RWBY were blasted out of the store.
Salem: "Ajax What did he mean when he said challenges?"
AJ: "In this Universe, You and Jaune are friends and you give him challenges for guns to make. The most recent one was a gun that fires shotguns"
Everyone just stared at Ajax and Salem in silence. Which Ruby swiftly broke.
R: "A GUN THAT FIRES GUNS HOW DOES THAT WORK?"
AJ: "Magic"

H: "OH! Now THIS is a challenge! 'Make a gun that can kill the past' What does she take me for? A dumbass?"
Beeping from the trapdoor is heard while seemingly trying to stop laughing.
H: "THAT WAS BY ACCIDENT"
More beeping and laughing was heard as Hephaestus sulks

Y+W: "What did he do?"
AJ: "While testing a gun that simply switches the targets position with the shooter it went wrong and he got his consciousness stuck in a toaster until FAILSAFE helped him by fixing the gun and undoing it"
Everyone started laughing and even Salem had to stifle a laugh at the thought of trapping herself in a toaster.

H: "Back to the challenge though 'A gun that can kill the past' eh? FAILSAFE PREPARE THE CLONE MACHINE WE VE GOT SOME FUCKING TRIAL AND ERROR TO DO!"
Exasperated beeping is heard and Hephaestus replies
H: "JUST CALL ME JAUNE DAMN IT!"

AJ: "That was an interesting one, on to the next"