IHasCupQuake Is A Vampire?

Chapter 1

"Its called the Minecraft Super Special. We just play minecraft live, maybe a fanmade map or something, to celebrate my channel's fifth anniversary." I shrug, saying to Mario.

"I got to work late that night. Maybe we should change the date?" Mario asks.

I shake my head. "I already announced it to my youtube channel. Besides, how did you not know about it? I've been posting reminders weekly since a month ago!"

"Oh, uh, wellllll . . . ." Mario starts, stuttering.

"YOU DIDN'T SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL, DID YOU?!" I scream.

"Well, I, uh," Mario's spoon clatters into his cereal. "I'll go subscribe, in fact, right now!" He runs to the computer, and I sigh.

"Life Lesson: Never trust your boyfriend to subscribe compulsively." I say, jotting down a note mentally.Then Link and Navi come running into the kitchen, fighting eachother. "WOAH, WOAH, NAVI IS SUPPOSED TO HELP LINK. NOT DECAPITATE HIM!" I grab Navi, and push him away from Link. "BAD KITTIES! BAD!" I pick up Navi, and take him to where Mario has just started gaming. And carefully, I drop Navi onto Red, and he is clearly startled. You can tell by his girl-sounding scream.

"Tiffany!" He laughs, and I giggle, running away. Mario springs up, and catches me, pinning em against the wall, and starts kissing me. I pretend to resist, but I laugh. After a few minutes, I pull away.

"You need to finish your gaming." I giggle. "We can kiss later. I have a Quake & Bake to make."

"Sounds good, babe." Mario grins, pecks me on the lips quickly, and runs to do his gaming video. Meanwhiles, I run into the kitchen, and I see a little notebook, and I grab it. It reads Red's Diary, Age 8. I giggle, and open it.

Dear Diary,

Today I ate a cookie. It was good. Then I found out it had expired. So I threw up an hour later. Bye.

Aw, come on! I was expecting it to be juicy! Like him having a crush on a video game character or kissing a Madonna poster!

"I KNEW IT!" Mario screams, popping out from behind the table. I shriek. "I KNEW YOU WERE READING MY DIARIES!"

"What diaries?" I ask.

"Ya know, I dressed up as a unicorn on halloween or . . ." Then I start racing upstairs. Those books in the closet weren't fitness logs!!!! I laugh. 

"I need to see this!" I snort, and Mario starts chasing after me, screaming "NOOOO!!!"

Later, Mario goes out with his friends, and it doesn't seem like a work thing. -Mental sigh- Mostly because in the car, driving away, I heard one of his friends scream "GONNA MEET SOME CUTIES! WOOO!!"

I'll have to call Mario to make sure one of his friends doesn't makes him drink to much or a girl starts making him kiss her or else later. 

Also, tonight is the Minecraft Super Special, so I grab my headphones, and turn on the computer. Since none of my friends can't play with me tonight, I'll just answer questions live on air and look at fanart, maybe google myself some more.

"Hey guys! Its Cupquake! And today, we're doing a LIVE video! Virtual high five!" I high five the webcam, and then a flurry of comments come up that say "I just high fived my computer screen back!" or "-high fives-". "Anyways, so, what are your questions?"

A bunch of questions come up, like "WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!!" and one that asks "What is your fav animal? ~Fiona555. But one stands out. "Okay, so DeeDaLee asks: What is a cupquake? Is it a legend?" I almost laugh, and then I put on my funny serious face. "Yes. A cupquake is an ancient cupcake. Cupquakes were considered the most delicious, most tasty, most scrumptious pastry in the universe. So everyone ate them. They became extinct. And then, thousands of years later, the cupcake was invented."

A bunch of comments come up that say "LOL" or "ROFL" or " . . . . ." and also ":3".

"Okay, so, ILikeSnakes677 asks: oh, wait there's a link. Lemme click on it." A GIF of me from a just dance video comes up of me and Red in my fatsuits, and its the moment where I'm saying "I'm a big grape girl and I'm ready to work!'". I laugh.

After a few more questions, I hear something, like someone opening the door. "Red, are you home?" I scream, but there's no reply. I shrug. "Anyways, PercyJacksonFan^.^ asks what is my favorite dinosaur from Minecraft Oasis? Hmmm, well, I think its a tie between Blueberry and  . . ."

Then all of a sudden, a pair of hands grasp around my mouth, and another hand presses the power off button on my computer. A few comments all of a sudden show up, saying "CUPQUAKE, THERE'S MEN WEARING SKI MASKS BEHIND YOU!!" and "WATCH OUT!!!"

My nervous eyes dart around, and the people tie a rope around my wrists.

"YEAH! WE FOUND IHASCUPQUAKE!" One of them whoots. "What should we do with her first? Can we go on that new rollercoaster with her? Or . . ."

"BART!" The other guy says. "We came here to kill her, remember."

"Oh, uh right." The other guy stands up straight, and bows. "My name is Bart Strangerdon and he's Lander Pursoniuas, and we're here to murder you."

"You twerp!" The other guys swings at him "Don't tell her our names, dummy!"

"But she can't talk if she's going to be dead!"

"There might be security cameras, dude!" Kidnapper 1 groans. "This is why you can't handle being  epic! Because all you think about is rainbows and My Little Pony and . . ."

"Hey! There's a lot of other bronies out there!"

"Bronies?"

"Brony. Bro-pony."

"Just don't say anything else to her."

"So I shouldn't say we live on 55 Aberdale Lane?"

"NO!"

"Or that we have matching tattoos on our . . ."

"SHUT UP!" Kidnapper 1 screams, grabbing a gun and shooting Kidnapper 2. Yikes. Then he turns to face me. "If you scream, then I will shoot your husband as soon as he walks through that door. Come with me."

The Kidnapper grabs my arm, and leads me into his truck, where he puts me in the back. After a while of driving, he takes me out and throws me, bonking my head on a tree.

"Now you can scream. We're in the middle of nowhere." The Kidnapper chuckles, and he grabs a large knife. "Whoops, wrong weapon." He then grabs a pair on nunchucks. "Whoops, wrong nunchucks. There we go!" He grab two Wii nunchucks.

I crease my forehead. How is he going to kill me with those?

"I turned this into a weapon using my awesome smartness." He presses the A button on both of them, AND THEN . . .

It does nothing.

"Aw, lemons!" The Kidnapper throws the nunchucks on the ground. "Where's the magic cat that it's supposed to summon? Whatever, I'll finish you myself."

The last thing I see when he chokes me is the evil look in his eyes.