I reach home after about five minutes of running, which would've probably taken an hour by car. Maybe this vampire thing isn't so bad, I guess.
To set the mood, rain has started to drum on the windows of my house, as soon as I see it. My hair is soaking wet. And there's still that guy who was shot on my floor, to make matters worse. Sighing, I grab a shovel, and in the backyard, I dig a deep hole, throw in the kidnapper, and cover him with dirt. I stand there for a moment, wondering what to say. Then I realize he was associated with killing me. He deserves no words.
"Have a fun time wherever dead people go." I say sarcastically, and put away the shovel. Then I go inside to start mopping up the blood, which doesn't take too long. After that, I turn on my computer and make a quick video. "Hey guys, it's Cupquake. You might have noticed earlier on my live chat session video that it was cut off quickly by some guys in ski masks. Don't worry, their just some friends who came by to prank me. Anyways, I'll see you in my next video!"
At 12:00 at night, Mario finally comes back in.
"There you are." I say, sipping my milk. I would be sipping coffee but then I'd never sleep. "Where were you? Surprisingly stayed there late for a work thing."
"Sorry, babe. Me and my friends were just . . . um . . ." Mario stammers.
"I haven't got all night." I raise my eyes.
"We decided to go have some fun, and uhhhh . . ."
I give Mario my dagger eyes.
"Okay, okay, fine! You caught me! We were birthday present shopping for you and it took a while because it was hard to find something you'd like, and then we decided to go get some pizza . . ." Red shrugs.
"Then where's the present?" I ask.
"Couldn't really find anything, so there isn't one so far."
"Okay, then. But it's August. My birthday is in March." I narrow my eyes.
"Your a hard person to shop for. Well, there was a cool minecraft thing, but then I remembered you already had it." Mario sighs. "Can we just go to bed?"
"Yeah, sure." I nod. I try to make myself look like I thought he was telling the truth, but it's hard to when you can sense that he's lying. But not completely. Lying partly.Or keeping something from me.
As we brush our teeth, Mario glances at my face in the mirror.
"Something about you is different." He says inquisitevely.
"Oh, I did a facial today." I say, after spitting out my toothpaste. "Maybe it's that."
"Yeah, you look really gorgeous." Mario half-smiles, and I grin, wiping the toothpaste off my mouth.
"Thanks, honey." I kiss him on the cheek, and he blushes. Then I grab some moisturizer from the counter.
The next morning, I wake up, snuggling next to Mario. He's fast asleep. Slowly, I sit up, and crawl off the bed, trying not to disturb him, and change from my pajamas into a blue t-shirt that has a picture of a cute minecraft baby sheep on it, a pair of jeans, and a blue clip-on bow in my hair. I study myself in the mirror in the bathroom. Apparently I look different as a vampire, but to me, I just see the same old Tiffany Herrera. Should I braid my hair? Would that make it look nicer? Or maybe should I just leave it as it is?
I decide on a mermaid braid, and then I pin the clip-on bow to the bottom of it. I walk out of the bathroom and go downstairs, to the kitchen, where I start cooking some breakfast; scrambled eggs and toast. After a few minutes, I hear the shower turn on. Mario must be taking a shower. About twenty minutes later, Mario comes downstairs, his hair dripping onto his plain red t-shirt.
"Mornin' babe." Mario kisses my cheek.
"Mornin'." I smile back at him.
"Mmm, those eggs smell delicious." Mario sniffs. "I'll make us some coffee."
"Thanks." I smile at him, as he goes over to our Keurig. After a few minutes, the eggs are done, and I put them on two plates, with the toast. Mario and I sit at the table and eat. I don't eat the toast; it's overtoasted. Mario pretends to like it, but it takes some some time for him to choke down.
"Great toast." Mario smiles weakly.
"You don't have to eat it." I say, and he puts down his toast. Then Navi walks in. Mario feeds some of the overcooked toast to Navi, and he seems to love it, so he gives the rest of the toast to Navi. After breakfast, I put the dishes in the dishwasher and then me and Mario go into the computer room to go film a few gaming videos. I play a game called Run, where there's a cute little guy you need to steer around holes in the floor. You can also have him run on other walls. Its really fun and addicting. (http://www.coolmath-games.com/0-run).
"Hey guys! It's Cupquake! And today we'll be playing a game someone suggested to me called Run, so lets get started!" After I'm done making the video, I quickly edit it, and then post it on youtube. Within minutes a ton of comments show up.
Leah Windsor: Is it just me or does Cupquake looks different?
Yasmin Liswell: Yeah, she does.
Awesome Guy: OMG I thought I was the only one.
Anton Samara: She looks waaay hotter.
Clara Odene: Maybe she got a new camera? Anyways, I don't think she should look different, maybe it's nothing.
Gia Lynn: YOUR ONE TO TALK, CLARA!
Clara Odene: Gia, just because I am an admin of a JB Hater Club doesn't mean you can just bully me.
Gia Lynn: OH, SO YOU WANT A FIGHT?
Clara Odene: @Gia Lynn, please stop.
Gia Lynn: YOUR SUCH A POOFACE!!!
Clara Odene: Pooface?
Gia Lynn: Yeah. I don't know any swear words.
Anton Samara: OMG THERE'S AN 8 YEAR OLD CYBERBULLYING!!!
Gia Lynn: I'M NOT 8, I'M 9!
KittiesRoq: LOL THERE'S A 9 YEAR OLD SPAMMING.
Gia Lynn: I'M NOT SPAMMING YOU POOFACE!!
Wow, I'm surprised how many fights start in the comments section of my videos. Huh.
After Mario is done making a minecraft video, he taps my shoulder. I've been watching the comment spiral out of control into a cyber-war, I don't know why, but for some reason it's interesting.
"Whatcha doing, Tiffany?" Mario asks.
"Looking at my comments on my video." I shrug.
"Anyways, I have a surprise for you if you would get in the car." Mario smiles slyly, and I turn off the computer moniter.
"Alright then." I grin, and we get into the car.
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IHasCupQuake Is A Vampire?
FanfictionIHasCupquake, also known as Tiffany, one night while she's doing a live gaming video, her house is broken into by a couple of lunatics. Tiffany is taken into the woods and choked. An hour later, one of her fans finds her and turns her into a vampire...