When Shit Went Down (Warrior Cat FanFic)

Chapter 12 - Spiderdance's POV

You're probably wondering what that picture is for. They are the memes that you will hear about later on in this chapter! Enjoy!

Remember: DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME. IF YOU HAD A PAST WITH DRUGS OR ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT READ THIS...

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"Come on, Spiderdance, just sneak in there and get as many Shrooms, Cocaine, and Catmint as you can!" Twitchtail begged. Looking around the darker faces of Blazeleaf, Dopebreath, Cocainefur, Methpaw, and Heavypaw, I knew I wanted this as much as they wanted it. The moon was up high and everyone else was asleep. "I'm sure lil' ol' Smokethroat won't give a damn if we take some of the herbs! We can put it to good use!" Twitchtail purred.

Rolling my eyes, I nodded and stalked carefully back into the medicine den. Smokethroat was snoring peacefully in his mossy nest. Quietly and surely, I put my paws down lightly and made my way to the shelves.

I sniffed around the herbs and grabbed most of the Shrooms, Cocaine, and Catmint we had in store. I put them in separate ivy leaves and pushed all three out of the den as quiet as a mouse.

"Yes! Good job lil' bro!" Twitchtail cooed, flicking my cheek with his long tail. I rolled my eyes and followed them out. Blazeleaf grabbed the Catmint, Cocainefur grabbed the Cocaine, while I grabbed the Shrooms.

We all hurried out of the camp before anyone noticed we had left with the most cherished herbs in the Clan. Blazeleaf had been the guard but Twitchtail had convinced her to come along with us.

The crickets chirped around us as we trotted through the territory to find a suitable spot to get high. "Maybe we should... climb a tree?" Methpaw suggested, looking around for approval. "Are you a fucking idiot, Methpaw? You're a fucking idiot. A fucking idiot." Heavypaw snapped. Heavypaw began to mutter about how stupid his brother was. Methpaw didn't seem fazed at all. Dopebreath looked at his kits and shook his head.

"If we got high in a tree then we would most likely fall and die," Dopebreath turned back to the front. Methpaw's smile went completely upside down. He narrowed his eyes at his fathers back.

"How about we just chill by a rock? That'd be fun." Twitchtail glanced around at the cats and they all nodded, including me. We all trotted the rest of the way to a big boulder in silence. I felt guilty for taking the herbs from Smoketail without asking, but it's not like we couldn't just go see Fairy again right?

Hopping onto the big boulder, we set the herbs down in the middle as we settled down in a circle. Blazeleaf sat on my right, Dopebreath was beside her, Twitchtail was beside Dopebreath, Cocainefur was directly across from me, while Methpaw and Heavypaw sat on my right side by side. It was a bit crowded on the top of the dipped boulder, but none of us cared.

Cocainefur laid the Cocaine down in front of him while Blazeleaf and I did the same. "Here's the deal," I began, gazing around the antsy cats. "One: no one tells anyone what happened to the herbs. Two: there is enough Shrooms for five of us... Meaning Heavypaw and Methpaw will stick with Catmint and Cocaine." Methpaw and Heavypaw looked devastated and sad but nodded.

I dipped my head and stood up. "Don't play tricks on anyone. If you say something, make sure it's true." I bowed my head after looking at all the cats thoroughly.

Cocainefur began to make lines with his one extended claw while Blazeleaf started separating the Catmint for each of us. There was enough for each of us to have two sets. I took the mushrooms and pushed one to Blazeleaf, Cocainefur, Dopebreath, and Twitchtail, keeping one for myself.

"Who's first?" Cocainefur rasped, glancing up halfway to see who would go for it. Twitchtail stood up immediately and hurried over to have a line.