When Shit Went Down (Warrior Cat FanFic)

Allegiances

Don't read it if you think you may get in trouble or anything else.
In every chapter there won't be mating scenes or anything too, too bad.
Cover your virgin eyes children, because this might melt them from their sockets.
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StonerClan-
(No kit or queen that is expecting or nursing is to be smoking until they are at least an apprentice and until they are done nursing kits.)

Leader:
Mydealercutmeoffstar - light grey with patches of fur missing, white paws and blue eyes, tom, formerly Blazeleaf's mate. Former dealer stopped dealing because his Twolegs were taken away.

Deputy:
Weedsmoke - fluffy brown tabby with green eyes, tom, the main Roller (it's when a cat uses hollowed sticks and fills it with Catmint and other stuff to roll a joint.)

Medicine Cat:
Smokethroat - white with grey paws, muzzle, and chest, green eyes, tom, is the Dealer and the one who grows the catmint and shrooms. Apprentice: Spiderdance (Spiderleg's reincarnation) - long-limbed, black fur with brown stomach and amber eyes, tom, Twitchtail and Smokethroat's brother.

He uses Thyme to make the cats calmer, Lamb's Ear to make them energetic, Honey to sweeten the taste, and Burnet to also make them energetic. Mixes shrooms with prey. Cocaine/Crack/Meth comes from Twolegplace, a rogue named Fairy gets it from her Twolegs.

Warriors:
Twitchtail - black with green eyes, tom. Apprentice: Heavypaw

Cracknose - grey with some fur missing, light blue eyes, she-cat, Mydealercutmeoffstar's sister.

Blazeleaf - light orange with yellow eyes, she-cat, the main Hollower. (it's when a cat hollows a thick stick and makes it into a pipe.)

Pothead - fluffy golden fur with dark yellow eyes, she-cat, Blazeleaf's sister. Apprentice: Fuzzypaw

Dopebreath - light brown with green eyes, tom, Weedsmoke's brother. Apprentice: Methpaw

Stonedfall - grey-and-white tabby, blue eyes, she-cat, Dopebreath's mate.

Cocainefur - white, matter fur with huge amber eyes, tom, Whitepowder's former mate and brother.

Apprentices:
Methpaw - light brown with blue eyes, tom, Dopebreath's son.

Heavypaw - long-haired brown tabby, light blue eyes, tom, Methpaw's brother.

Fuzzypaw - orange with huge yellow eyes, she-cat, Blazeleaf's daughter.

Queens:
Whitepowder - fluffy white with light grey paws, stomach, and chest, amber eyes, she-cat. (Nursing Shroomkit - calico tom with one amber eye and one blind eye, eyes are huge, other siblings died at birth.)

Elders:
Whiskerwhisper - white tom with yellow eyes and grey muzzle.

Cloudbubble - light grey she-cat with blue eyes, Mydealercutmeoffstar and Cracknose's mother.

Herbheart - black with brown muzzle and stomach, green eyes, tom, Spiderdance, Smokethroat, and Twitchtail's father.

Ecstasyboner - large brown tabby she-cat with dark hazel eyes, Weedsmoke and Dopebreath's mother.

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WhoreClan-
(Where you don't know who yo daddy is, loves StonerClan, hates AssClan.)

Leader:
Titsmcgeestar - pale brown she-cat with white stomach, blue eyes.

Deputy:
Dildoass - fluffy black tom with yellow eyes.

Medicine Cat:
Poledance - dark tortoiseshell with beautiful amber eyes, she-cat. She pole dances at the club underground for the herbs.