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Incorrect Quotes (Multi Fandom) [PART 2]

Humor

Because I love incorrect quotes so much and I really enjoyed doing this last year, I've decided to do some more! I will be covering three other fandoms that I didn't cover in the first Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) book. Two of the fandoms I did...

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Dream SMP

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by MC_Alpha

by MC_Alpha

Tubbo: Good responses for being stabbed with a sword?

Tommy: Rude.

Phil: That's fair.

Wilbur: Not again.

Technoblade: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?

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Ranboo: Listen, I'm going to need you to calm down.

Tubbo: [slamming his hands on a table] HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR!?

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Phil: Be a father they said.

Wilbur [in the kitchen]: AHHH PUT IT OUT!

Tommy: GET THE ANTI-FLAMETHROWER!

Technoblade: IT'S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!

*explosion noises, screams increase in volume*

Phil: 'It'll be fun' they said.

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Charlie: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

Quackity:

Fundy:

Sam:

Foolish:

Ranboo:

Purpled:

Everyone else on the server:

Charlie:

Charlie: *clap* *clap*

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Niki: I'm really happy to be here guys, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Phil: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Niki: Yeah.

Technoblade: I think I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

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Dream, suspicious: Techno, what have you got there?

Technoblade: Uhh...a suitcase?

Technoblade's suitcase: *Tommy's voice* HOLY- IS THAT DREAM?!?!

Technoblade:

Dream:

Ghostbur: I think Technoblade's suitcase is a fan, Dream! :D

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Phil: I trust Ghostbur.

Technoblade: You think he knows what he's doing?

Phil: I wouldn't go that far.

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Dream: How many kids do you have?

Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Tubbo: This is such a bad idea.

Tommy: Then why are you coming along?

Tubbo: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when all this inevitably goes wrong.

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Tommy, when he gets stuck in the pistons: Okay, help me please!

Wilbur: Got two words for you.

Tommy: I bet they won't be helpful.

Wilbur: Your problem.

Tommy: I was right.

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