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Incorrect Quotes (Multi Fandom) [PART 2]

Humor

Because I love incorrect quotes so much and I really enjoyed doing this last year, I've decided to do some more! I will be covering three other fandoms that I didn't cover in the first Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) book. Two of the fandoms I did...

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Avengers-Marvel

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by MC_Alpha

by MC_Alpha

WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR SPIDER MAN NO WAY HOME

(Author's Note: Although there's so much on the internet and its been like a month since it released so I don't think it matters anyways but uh read at your own risk)

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Natasha: Tony is like a newspaper.

Steve: How so?

Natasha: A new issue every day.

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Bruce: I thought you were dead~

Loki: I get that a lot.

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Kate: Is that legal?

Clint: There are no cops. Everything is legal.

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Loki: My dad would wake up early just to cut the crust off my sandwiches for lunch.

Loki: He knew the crust was my favorite part.

Loki: He hated me so much :(

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Stephen, during the final battle after coming through the sling ring portal: You ruined my spell, summoned villains and two other Spiderman versions of you from other universes, trapped me in the MIRROR DIMENSION, and you want me to FORGIVE YOU?!?!?

Peter: ...I just wanna say...from the bottom of my heart...

Stephen:

Peter:

Peter:...oops?

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Wanda: You're lookin' kinda down there buddy. Is everything okay?

Billy: Sometimes TV shows will film the outside of a building, then film the interior shots somewhere else.

Wanda: And what?

Billy: This is a form of lying and is morally wrong!

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Ned: Go tell MJ you think she's cute. What's the worse that could happen?

Peter: She could hear me.

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MJ: Christmas is cancelled.

Peter 3 (A.G): You can't cancel a holiday.

MJ: Keep it up, Peter 3, and you'll lose New Year's too.

Peter 3 (A.G): What does that mean?

MJ: Ned, take New Year's away from Peter 3.

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Peter 3 (A.G) and Peter 1 (T.H) in the back of Peter 2 (T.M)'s car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Peter 2 (T.M): *pulls into the McDonald's drive through*

Peter 3 (A.G) and Peter 1 (T.H): YAYYYYY

Peter 2 (T.M): *orders one black coffee and leaves*

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Yelena: You're right.

Natasha: That's...that's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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