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Incorrect Quotes (Multi Fandom) [PART 2]

Humor

Because I love incorrect quotes so much and I really enjoyed doing this last year, I've decided to do some more! I will be covering three other fandoms that I didn't cover in the first Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) book. Two of the fandoms I did...

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Harry Potter

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Ron: Lol I wonder what'll happen if I light this thing on fire.

Ron: *lights thing on fire*

*Thing remains on fire*

Ron: Wow.

Ron: Incredible.

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Harry: Ginny, you look great today.

Ginny: Thank-

Harry: HA! April fools!

Harry: You look great every day :D

Ginny: ?!?

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Hermione: We'll handle this the way we always do.

Ron: Brute strength?

Harry: Almost dying?

Hermione: No and no. By sticking together and never giving up.

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Professor McGonagall to all of the first years: Are you losers?

First years: NO PROFESSOR!

Professor McGonagall: Are you nerds?

First years: NO PROFESSOR!

Professor McGonagall: Are you sure?

First years: NO PROFESSOR!

Professor McGonagall: *facepalms*

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Ron: Man, Hermione should have explained that.

Harry: She did, you just weren't paying attention.

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Rose Granger-Weasley: *Points to a dead squirrel on the road* He was a boy

Ron: How can you tell?

Rose: He was stupid.

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Sirius: *rubs his head*

Remus: What's wrong?

Sirius: I think I pulled a brain muscle.

Remus: Brains don't have muscles...

Sirius: Maybe yours doesn't.

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Hermione: Ron, do you know what you stole from me?

Ron: Uh...Your heart?

Hermione: No, my croissants!

Ron: Sorry, I was hungry!

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Percy, about any mischievous thing or snappy comeback George and Fred do: I don't think Bill would approve of this behavior.

George: You're joking, right?

Fred: Who do you think taught us how to do this in the first place?

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Ginny: If you don't apologize, I'm going to tell mom.

Charlie: I'm an adult, what can mom do?

Ginny: Ok-MOM!

Charlie: No wait! I'M SORRY!

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