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Incorrect Quotes (Multi Fandom) [PART 2]

Humor

Because I love incorrect quotes so much and I really enjoyed doing this last year, I've decided to do some more! I will be covering three other fandoms that I didn't cover in the first Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) book. Two of the fandoms I did...

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Star Wars

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by MC_Alpha

by MC_Alpha

Kylo Ren: Grandfather, Rey's mad at me, and I'm not sure why.

Anakin: Okay, were you talking before she got mad?

Kylo Ren: Yes.

Anakin: That's probably it.

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Anakin, about Obi Wan: He's an arrogant, loud-mouthed, self-absorbed know-it all.

Ahsoka: Anakin, that's YOU.

Anakin: You didn't let me finish-with a BEARD!

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Hunter (to Crosshair): Look, let's just agree to say "I'm sorry" on the count of three. One, two, three.

[Silence]

Hunter: Now, see, I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Sabine: Well, well, well.

Sabine: If it isn't the consequences of my actions.

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Ezra: What goes up but never comes down?

Kanan: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

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Obi Wan: What's something you guys are better than Anakin at?

Ahsoka: Mario Kart.

Cody: Yeah, video games.

Rex: Emotional vulnerability.

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Wrecker: I think I would blow up something for onion rings.

Tech: Or you could go get some, and then no one would have to die.

Wrecker: You never support my ideas.

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[Ezra and Zeb sneaking off the Ghost to bully stormtroopers at 3 a.m]

Hera, immediately waking up: I sense a rule has been broken.

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Crosshair: *violently waving hands*

Crosshair: UGH SCREW YOU, I HOPE YOU STEP ON A LEGO

Tech and Hunter: *exchanging looks*

Tech: Did you just...say 'screw you, I hope you step on a lego' to a mosquito?

Crosshair, glaring: Do you want to be next?

Hunter: I hope it bites you.

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Grogu, older: *counting on his fingers*

Random civilian: Dude, I just asked your age.

Grogu: Look can you be quiet and let me count, its complicated.

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