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Incorrect Quotes (Multi Fandom) [PART 2]

Humor

Because I love incorrect quotes so much and I really enjoyed doing this last year, I've decided to do some more! I will be covering three other fandoms that I didn't cover in the first Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) book. Two of the fandoms I did...

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Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus

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by MC_Alpha

by MC_Alpha

Reyna: Many parents say that toddlers are difficult to look after.

Reyna: But honestly? Compared to making sure that no one in the legion kills one another or themselves?

Reyna: It's really kind of a breeze.

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Chiron: Where's Clarisse?

Grover, remembering that Clarisse got her head stuck in a tuba after Percy told her to leave it alone, and that he's supposed to cover for Annabeth and Percy as they frantically work together to free Clarisse's head from the tuba: Who's Clarisse?

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Leo: I brought reinforcements.

Percy: Oh, good. You got Annabeth?

Leo: No. I got the next best things.

[Travis and Conor enter]

Percy: Travis and Connor? The next best thing would have been Chiron.

Travis: You know, I would be offended, but Chiron is really strong.

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Percy: As a college student, my favorite words are 'cancelled' and 'free'

Nico: Free pizza is cancelled.

Percy: Why would you even say something like that?!?

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*Leo just left to vacation alone in Canada*

*Jason is worried*

Jason: Hey, Leo is gonna be just fine.

Piper: Then why do you look worried about him?

Jason: I'm not worried about Leo.

Jason: I'm worried about Canada.

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Percy: *Does something stupid*

Annabeth: What an absolute idiot.

Annabeth: I can't believe I would die for him.

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Leo: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, through.

Calypso, confused: You need to stop.

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Percy: Centuars have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Chiron: Oh. This. I don't like this.

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Jason: Why are you so out of breath?

Nico: Running from my problems is a full time job.

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Hazel: How long are we going to let him do that?

Annabeth, pinching the bridge of her nose: Just...just give him another minute.

Percy: *still pushing on a door clearly labelled "Pull"*

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