Incorrect Quotes (Multi Fandom) [PART 2]

Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus

Percy: I'm getting a brain scan today.

Annabeth: To check if you have one?

Percy: Thank you so much for the concern and support.

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Nico: Meeting new people is a pain, I never know what to say.

Jason: Be yourself! Say something nice!

Nico:...which one? I can't do both.

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Octavian: My head hurts.

Reyna: That's your brain trying to comprehend its stupidity.

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Leo: Why did you stop?!?

Frank: The light's red!

Hazel: THERE ARE NO RED LIGHTS IN A CAR CHASE!!

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12-year-old Percy: I am a strong, independent, enemy of the state.

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Chiron: Percy? What are you doing here? I dismissed class like ten minutes ago.

Percy: I'm thinking about the true meaning of life and if we actually have a purpose in this world

Chiron: 

Percy:

Percy: Also, Nico glued my butt to the chair because I ate all of his food.

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The Seven: *Walking at the mall*

Hazel: Hey, have any of you guys seen Nico?  They've been gone for a while...

Piper: Eh, nope.

Frank: No, I haven't...

Leo: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.

Nico: Hey.

Hazel: Ooh, there you are-

Percy: What the heck-

Leo: I-Where were you?!?

Nico: Walking right behind you guys.

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Piper: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Annabeth: I would say infinitesimally.

Percy: And I'd say teenily-weenily.  We all know words.

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Drew, dramatically: They called me a fool.

Piper, sick and tired of this behavior: They weren't wrong.

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The Stoll Brothers, probably: What is the big deal about borrowing money?  I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!

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