Author's Note: These sets of quotes contain a mixture of characters and other things from the movies Shang-Chi, Eternals, and the new Marvel show Hawkeye. This is just a forewarning for those who hate any kind of possible spoilers.
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Bucky, answering phone: Hello?
Kidnapper: We have your grandpa.
Bucky: Grandpa? He's dead.
Kidnapper: Oh sorry, wrong number.
Bucky: It's fine :)
*hangs up*
*Bucky calls back*
Bucky: waIT DO YOU MEAN STEVE?!?
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Loki: What's that?
Peter: Uh, homework?
Loki: What's it for?
Peter *suddenly gets an idea*: It's for power and glory. The more we do it, the more power, love, and respect we get.
Thor: *walks in an hour later to see Loki doing Peter's homework while Peter plays a video game.*
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Harley: *sets the kitchen on fire*
Ned, panicking: WHERE IS THE RESPONSIBLE ADULT?!?
MJ: He's sleeping on the couch.
Peter: Don't worry I got this, gimme a bucket of water.
Peter, dumping the water on Tony: WAKE UP THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE
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*Fire alarm blaring*
Peter: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Tony: WHY WOULD YOU PUT WATER ON A GREASE FIRE
Peter: IT'S A FIRE
Tony: IT'S A GREASE FIRE
Peter: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT
Tony: THE TURKEY WAS ONF IRE
Steve: I'm never letting you guys cook thanksgiving dinner again.
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Kate: So with all that being said, are you in or are you out?
Clint: I'm out.
Kate: Well too bad 'cause you're already in.
Clint: Then why ask me?
Kate: Because I thought you would go "I'm in dude" and we're have a really cool moment. But you kinda ruined the whole thing.
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Kate: Ah I'm sorry! This was a terrible idea!
Clint, putting a fire out: YOU THINK?!?
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Stranger: Is this girl annoying you?
Shaun, glancing at Katy: Yes, but she's my best friend. I signed up for this.
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Ikaris: Can you answer a few questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Sprite: Depends. Can you ask the question without the usual level of stupid?
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Bucky: I have cat-like reflexes.
Sam: Prove it.
Bucky: [sees a cat]
Bucky, instantly: I like that cat.
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Druig: If you think you can just look at me with those brown eyes and get anything you want-
Makkari:
Druig: -you are absolutely right.
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