Leo: Yes hello, 911? I'm being forced into adulthood and I don't like it, send help.
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Percy: You can't solve all of your problems with sad flute music!
Grover: I can try!
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Percy, texting the Seven: I'm Hungary.
Leo, also texting: Maybe you should Czech the fridge...
Percy: I'm Russian to the kitchen!
Leo: Is there any Turkey?!!
Percy: We have some, but it's covered with a layer of Greece
Leo: Ew there is Norway you can eat that...
Percy: Please Finnish this.
Leo: But I'm Havana good time :(
Piper: Please stop.
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Annabeth: *holding a stick* I call it The Shusher.
Percy: Why do you call it the Shusher?
Annabeth: *smacks Percy on the head with the stick* SHUSH!
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Poseidon: Listen, you're not gonna believe me-
Zeus: Is it because you're about to lie?
Poseidon: Yes.
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Percy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Nico: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Percy: I've never heard you laugh before.
Nico: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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Zeus: What exactly do you even do in the Underworld?
Hades: Take care of all the Underworld problems.
Poseidon: I've never heard of any Underworld problems.
Hades: Yeah, that's because I DO MY JOB.
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Annabeth: All you do is procrastinate, Percy!
Percy: Yeah, I know! I wrote the book on it, Jason!
Annabeth: Then where is it?
Percy: It's not finished yet, I'll finish it tomorrow.
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Drew: There isn't blood in these veins.
Drew: IT'S SPARKLY GLITTER PEN INK!!!
Piper: Ew.
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Percy: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Grover: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Percy: I like the way you think.
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi Fandom) [PART 2]
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