Incorrect Quotes (Multi Fandom) [PART 2]

Avengers-Marvel

[WARNING: Some of the quotes below may contain spoilers for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings or Black Widow]

Shaun: Who ate all the cookies?

Katy: Ninjas.  

Shaun: I didn't see them.

Katy: No one ever does.

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Steve: Are you calling me a liar? 

Tony: Well I ain't calling you a truther.

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Loki: I hate you.

Thor: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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Peter: Never have I ever...Been grounded by my parents.

Ned, exasperated: Every time.  He makes orphan "jokes" every time and he always wins. 

Tony, horrified: I-

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Sam: Billie Eilish is honestly the most hardworking, successful teenager I know

Peter: 

Peter: I can lift 50 tons

Sam: But can you pay your parents bills?

Peter:

Peter: I don't have parents. 

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Tony: Dang, it's locked.

Steve: Let Bucky open it.  Locks are his specialty.

Bucky: *Throws brick at the window*

Tony: Seriously?!? I could have done that!

Steve: It's honestly a miracle you were a ghost story for 70 years...

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Waitress: Hi, can I take your order?

Thor: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.

Jane, shaking her head: Eggs.  He wants eggs.

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Pietro: Sorry it took so long.  Somebody accidentally hit all the buttons in the elevator on the way up here.

Wanda:

Pietro:

Pietro: It wasn't me. 

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Natasha: What's the plan?

Yelena: Well, it mostly involves not dying in an uncool way.

Natasha:

Natasha: Okay. 

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MJ: Why are you upside down?

Peter, upside down: Why are you rightside up?

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