Tommy: What is this!?
Ghostbur: That's the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Tommy: Ow! Make it stop!
Ghostbur: Surrender to your kindness, Tommy. It's nice to be nice.
Tommy: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
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Tubbo: I'm an idiot.
Tommy:
Purpled:
Ranboo:
Dream:
Tubbo:
Tommy: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
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Phil: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Technoblade, Wilbur, and Tommy: Okay.
Philza: If you don't want to die, give me all your money!
Wilbur: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Tommy: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Techno: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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Skeppy: [rings doorbell]
Bad, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Skeppy: [sighs] No Bad, it's Skeppy!
Bad, opening the door: [cheerfully] Hello, Skeppy!
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Phil: My sons had a fight once and it went like this:
Tommy: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Wilbur: TommyInnit
Phil: To this day, I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think about it.
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Sam: We call this a traumatic event.
Sam, looking to Purpled: Not a "bro moment."
Sam, looking to Fundy: Not a "major L."
Sam, looking to Foolish: And not an "oof lol"
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Dream: You can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when we went camping.
George: Let's not forget who pushed me in.
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Technoblade: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay. Easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Eryn, new to the server: But-
Technoblade: 'But how?" you may ask? That's easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say 'no thanks."
Jack: He's right, it works.
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[An event where Dream is touring Boomer around the DSMP)
Boomer: *sees that Antarctic Empire* Who's that?
Dream: They don't like me.
Boomer: *sees Snowchester* Who's that?!
Dream: They don't like me either.
Boomer: *sees Kinoko Kingdom* WHO'S THAT?!?
Dream: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!
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Technoblade: Oh, so when I'm lighting fireworks at a festival I'm a 'pyrotechnic.'
Technoblade: But when I'm lighting them at a festival and pointing them at someone, I'm suddenly a 'pyromaniac'?!?
Tommy: Technoblade, you took one of Tubbo's canon lives.
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