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Stupid Requirement

[ heesoo's pov ]

"are you okay living alone in that apartment? i just wanna make you feel comfy whilst living alone" my dad asks, sipping his coffee while looking at me.

"uh... yeah. i'm okay but it's too scary to live alone sometimes since the house is like... kinda huge for a young lady like me, you know" i said, eyes on the tv.

"i told you we can live together so that you would feel less 'scary'." heeseung butted in and sit besides me.

"yeah actually that's not a bad-"

"it's a bad idea, dad" i said and smile sarcastically.

"what? why?" heeseung asks as he take my chips and munch.

"i don't want a housemate who's always stealing other people's chips and playing games in their room 24/7 and would only get their asses out just to eat" i said, shaking my head and sigh.

"you're a picky person. you know that right?" he scoffed.

"yeah of course i know that, tch" i rolled my eyes.

dad just rolled his eyes and shake his head, "your mom told me that you're already made the requirements to be your housemate." he said as i just nodded.

"what are the requirements?" he questioned making me hide my face on heeseung's back.

"you want me to tell him?" heeseung laughed and ruffle my hair.

i just nodded while still hiding behind heeseung's back.

this is just so embarrassing if i told him what my requirements are...

"your requirements better be appropriate-"

"what?! of course dad. i'm just... ugh heeseung just tell him please" i said and lay behind heeseung.

heeseung took out his phone and cleared his throat as he's about to read it loudly,

"sEARCHING FOR A HOUSEMATE WHO ISN'T FLIRTY, DUMB AND STUPID-"

"what kind of stupid requirements is that?" dad snorted while shaking his head.

"her stupid requirements, duh" heeseung said, squishing me.

"oh and surprisingly, someone did contact me yesterday. he told me he's 'interested' to be her housemate." mom appears out of nowhere.

"and i'm gonna meet him today. oh, your house is clean right? i need to give him a 'tour'." she asked as i just nod my head.

"mom, i just moved in like... a month ago?"

"plus, i'm not like this musty ass. i'm quite clean you know" i smile proudly, forgetting the fact that it's a GUY who's probably gonna be my housemate soon.

"oh and since you skipped school and decide to come here today, your duty is to make dinner and wash the dishes. i'll be home before 7"

and with that, she left the house while i groaned and slapping heeseung's back.

"ow what the fuc-"

"language kids" dad said and went to his room, leaving us both in the living room.

i sighed and slowly stood up, getting ready to make dinner since my mom gonna be back in three hours.

i look at heeseung, while making some pouty faces as he stared at me then rolled his eyes,

"ugh since you keep on making that ugly ass face, i'm gonna help you," he said and went to the kitchen to see what's left.

"hm there's nothing left here. let me go to the groceries and buy anything edible" he said, taking his beanie and car key.

i look at him in disbelief,

"you're going to the groceries wearing your pooh pajamas?" i asked while looking up and down at him.

he look at his outfits before nodding.

"yeah, what's wrong with that" he innocently questioned and wear his crocs.

oh not the crocs.

"just... just go." i pushed him away while shaking my head continuously.

he nodded then left the house.

him and his kiddy behavior...