Hermitcraft oneshots i make when bored

Hermitcraft and milk

It was a lovely morning in the house of the Boatem people. Their neighbours decided to deliver them milk in exchange for breakfast. They declined POLITELY. As in "Haha lol milk" Thus began the milk war. In the boatem peoples milk they poured goat milk with cheese. In retaliation they poured LLAMA MILk (courtesy of Pearl) in their milk. Soon it was decided to go full on turf war with milk. Since the goat milk was more sour then the Llama milk Team G.O.A.T won. And for a month the boatem people had to drink Goat milk. Rip.