Tango was just casually stacking (Big) Eyerons, then Mumbo came up to him. Said something about more iron, and making a deal with Zedaph about... Lab tests??? I don't think anyone knows what's going on on Hermitcraft at this point, anywho Mumbo dragged Tango to the Lab(tm) and shoved him gently into the huge (blender? No it's a hydrologic press??) press thingy majigy. He then was instructed to lay down (tummy side up) and of course Mumbo's inner Grian said
"PULL THE LEVER, KRONK"
(I KNOW ITS A REFERENCE DONT SUE ME DONSY)
And with that Tango was turned into a piece of cloth, hollow inside like a sock. Quiz time! Does Zedaph A. Turn tango into a plushie OR B. Leave Tango in the drawer for 10 days
And B. Was correct because Zed had to do important™ stuff, THEN he was turned into a marketable plushie! And Zed said it was made FROM the wool farm, 100% organic. But now you know that 1000 Tango Teks are smooshed Everyday to make the plushies.
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Hermitcraft oneshots i make when bored
FanfictionLmao it somehow turned into crackshots- Anywho I'm proud of my 50 views :)
