Hermitcraft oneshots i make when bored

Stridercraft that is very w e i r d in a sense of weird.

!warning! Cringe. Read at your own risk. And I am not proud of this

A request made by Crazycatmeow413 to do something with Stridersuma so I made this. And this is wEiRd with wEiRd names and is wEiRdLy lAtE.
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Xisuma was hard at work with the nether update nearing.
Then it came. Netherite, Ancient debris, all the stuff we've been waiting for. But the most important part of the nether update is a new mob called the strider. Xisuma taking advantage of it to created a new skin : Stridersuma. It's Xisuma but red and has a strider head. Somehow that skin became a player (Idk anymore and I don't watch Xisuma) and somehow found Stridercraft with his fellow friend (I also am unsure if Xisuma is friends with Generikb) StrirenikB.

M e a n w h i l e .
"Hey Sissomavoid what is that weird red portal?"
"Probably a glitch"
Back to the striders in stridercraft and yay I'm now making an actuall story also time skip and pov change wait how-
Le Mumbrider's POV
*sTrIdEr NoIsE* (translation: Deal!) He said making a deal with Grider, tossing the fellow strider 31 mushrooms in exchange for TNT. As the mustached strider started making his way out of Grider's barge he noticed someone strange flying a around. They had Stridersuma's helmet and armour and had řèđ armour with a nother strange person chasing the Stridersuma twin with a shiny blue sword, a suit that looks just like his, black hair and his iconic black Mustache.

The red armoured dude took out two shiny blue swords and started attacking the Striders. He started slashing at most of the striders while Stridersuma tried to fight him. And failed. 2 minutes later he left still having no clue where TFC is, and having no clue he killed almost all the striders of stridercraft.